journeyman folklorist: Driving on the highway and waving at all the 1 ton pallets rolling down the median

Tokyo-Osaka cargo conveyor belt😳

Japan Plans a 310-Mile Long Conveyor Belt to Replace Semi-Truckswww.thedrive.com This would put your local conveyor belt sushi bar to shame.

Driving on the highway and waving at all the 1 ton pallets rolling down the median

I worked with a kid a decade ago who, over pizza in the break room, asked "if driving is so energy inefficient, why don't we have moving roads instead?" Literally no one acknowledged that he had spoken.

That kid? Now director of transportation in Japan

getting insecure at the country club "dude..all my packages are sent on the bottom track"

Imagine the action movies staring the rock

Delivery Man Delivery Man 2: Belts of Steel Deliver3d

Rocks child falls into a box and he has to race the box to intercept it before it is delivered

joke’s on you, I went Solid Snake mode and am enjoying the gentle jostle of the belt as I am whisked to my destination

this'd be cool as hell

Toad Factory Except It's In Forza

That would fix me

are they sure conveyor belts are still considered "hi-tech"?

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