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The Pumpkin Dipshit

@pumpkinpal.bsky.social

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I am going to post as bad as possible right now
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My Last Four Watched and it's like four episodes of fuckin Overlord because I have fever brain and I need something I can stare at when the sudafed's keeping me up without needing or wanting to comprehend any of it Hell yeah skull man those humans probably deserved it or wh *sleep noises*
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Pump up the bilge pump it up why your feet are stumpin while the bilge is pumpin
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never forget the usa today “heatwave” infographic
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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇
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I know it seems bad now but I'm sure democratic leadership is hard at work figuring out exactly which country with no extradition has the nicest beaches
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AI has unlocked a level of facebook pandering previously unknown to science
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Saw a cybertruck in motion for the first time (I've seen 2 or 3 parked) and the "oh fuck you!!!" Was so instant and heartfelt and automatic that I've now had to explain to my 8yo what that word is and why he isn't allowed to say it yet
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Ok fine I'm on record saying that I don't hate how bsky makes you "smoke the whole block" and really makes blocks hard and fast and big but even if I can never ever see the blocked post it would still be nice to know who posted it and whether I'm the blocked or the blocking
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we are literally speedrunning the soviet collapse
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Don't worry everyone I'm sure after a few years of their bosses becoming more abusive, the food making them sicker, the air and water getting dirtier, and their kids being poisoned the white middle class will finally stop thinking "regulation" means "corrupt rules that make my life worse" Right?
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guys it's fine they only overturned chevron because exxon mobil was jealous
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This shit doesn't bother me I've been fully blackpilled since I saw the number of gop state legislatures that would have to certify a Biden win to get him to 270
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Are you telling me a mester tried this fetus
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The OP, perhaps unknowingly, makes a pretty telling admission here - that generative AI isn't "inevitable" because it's creating useful results (it isn't), but rather because users find flipping through its outputs fascinating to the point that it consumes all their former creative energy.
Most normal genAI guy
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Ok so It's not "surprising" that the soccer that's played by the best 0.01% of adult soccer players in the world looks like a completely different game than the one played by children who have barely learned the game, But, Ignoramus that I am, I do like to stand here and observe the differences
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Starter packs? Hah, no, I'm definitely more of an "advanced" follow
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Guy who just received mouth-to-mouth resuscitation: Thank you, you saved my life... I'm survivalmaxxing right now. I'm an oxygenpilled breathecel thanks to you. EMT: This is the hardest part of the job. The regret. Living with what I've done
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It's electric Boogie woogie woogie
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logging on to bluesky
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Over on X they're having heated Ki-Adi-Mundi discourse. They're actually yelling at each other about when the lumpy headed fuck-jedi was born. Dang! Heck!
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Had a vivid dream that I was solving a mystery on a boat and now five hours after the fact you all remember as much about it as I do.
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Fs in the chat for my pixel 5 it isn't dead yet but it's starting to get picky about whether it agrees that with me that a charger cord is plugged in and the battery's going down about 1% for every 2 minutes of doomscrolling so I'm ready to start stressing about maybe eventually replacing it someday
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Idk if I'm supposed to be a kiki or a bouba and at this point I'm afraid to ask