Annoyed O’Brien: NONSENSE ENSIGN!! I am OBVIOUSLY wearing my uniform. Garak ASSURED me that the cloaking device he installed would make me even MORE tactical!!! Side note, is it chilly in here or is that just me

NONSENSE ENSIGN!! I am OBVIOUSLY wearing my uniform. Garak ASSURED me that the cloaking device he installed would make me even MORE tactical!!! Side note, is it chilly in here or is that just me

Chief, everyone can see your... what do humans call it? Your onesie?

Well OF COURSE I wear a onesie under my uniform! I get cold!!

Cold would explain its diminutive appearance.

You’re saying it doesn’t fit? But how can you see anything?? I’M CLOAKED!! I’M A GHOST

Flannel?

And fluorescent purple. The Chief is a genius.

Exactly. Tactical.

What humans call onesies cover up them to the neck and the Chief, well, covering up all his bits doesn't matter in climate controlled atmospheres.

NO ONE CAN SEE ME I AM CLOAKED

Who said that?

The Engineer's New Clothes

Yes! They’re so comfortable

Sir, the security trainees are pointing

At how good I look!

Well, that's the briefing they got before they docked at Deep Space Nine. Apt and true, but...

I know. It’s even more awe inspiring in person.

the chief's new clothes

So you like them?

HA! HA HA! HAHAHA! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CAN IT YOU MANIAC

Because Garak always tells the truth.

He’s a very honest, very simple tailor

My cuts are the best.

That’s what I’ve heard!

Is that a hyperspanner Chief or are you just happy to see Julian?

Oh I’ve got my whole kit here! Hyperspanner, back up hyperspanner, lunchpail, a series of granular keyboards, a couple of walnuts, a few pez dispensers, a wrench, a third hyperspanner, glow sticks, a pillow, 2nd lunch, my kayak, a set of keys, some dice, a diving helmet, Chuck the CyberGoose, 1 flan

Have you ever tried an actual cloak? They're quite comfortable

I tried to do a Dracula thing once but I got caught in a fan vent

That's fair. Velcro really is your friend here.

Absolutely. Lesson learned.

Chief why does your onesie have a unicorn hoodie …. Is that Keikos hoodie?

….maybe

Looks O'brien up and down. Oooo...you are cold!!!

That’s what I’m saying!

0o0o0o0o0. I see now. You're wearing a croaking device.

No, that’s the power source

That's some good craic.

Who?

Chief, you should have been more specific to Garak. Only the threads of your uniform are benefiting from the cloak... making the uniform transparent. Buuuut you are technically wearing your uniform so that isn't a violation...

Exactly! TACTICAL

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