This is Coach Gowron. My feed seems to be coming out of O’Brien’s comms, as his feed is coming out of mine. I have faith that he will fix this swiftly, because I’ve seen his plungelogical work so comms should be nothing for a warrior such as him! In the meantime, dodgeball practice is still at 0700!
Wait, this is strange. I'm getting private messages from Keiko on YOUR comm link, Coach. They appear to be in some kind of code. Boy, the comms are more messed up than I thought!
Yes. Those are messages we exchange as homework for my my “Learning To Love Like A True Warrior” course. Do not let them trouble you, Chief. Your wife wants nothing more than to be a passionate lover and also for you to sign up for my class. I’ll fax you a few voucher.
Yes we all know, Chief. But she came to me, asking for guidance. She wishes for you to……loosen up in your lovemaking. There is no shame in it! Come and I’ll teach you how to be a love warrior!!
Hey @replicatorunit.bsky.social , can you launch a Klingon dodgeball to coach(?)'s location ASAP?
The data's required to help calibrate station systems to determine which ones are being affected.
Okay, so it looks like it's not just a comm system issue but also affecting other station systems in terms of flagging you as being the Coach, Chief.
Be _very_ glad this isn't Tuesday
Tuesday Coach has a shuttlecraft combat exercise scheduled and we don't need something locking on through the hull
That’s an interesting tale. Number two is Worf, there is no clog that can best him. But somehow number one is Brad. I’m assuming it’s a clerical error because he’s currently stuck in a toilet as we speak.
Surprisingly it's not. The secret is that after he gets stuck you feed him about a kilo and a half of sour kraut, wait about half an hour, and then let Newton's third law take care of both the clog and freeing Brad.
Last week you yelled 'If you can dodge an Ensign you can dodge a ball!' and I don't think you're a Starfleet officer either.
Also, in related news, we can't find Ensign Brad.
Coach, I can't - uh, if this is Coach - make it! Willie says I have to help clean up all the damage in the Tanner home which seems to have mysteriously manifested last night. At least, that's what I'm going with... manifested. Very mysteriously.
Coach we need this more often we could use your encouragement every so often here O’Brien keeps breaking things and getting upset I hear more …crackle… damnit chief! I’m trying to be encoura…. Snap buzz