Stella: Canadians are like “These dumb Americans will never knaoeuw I’m Canadian 😏”

Canadians are like “These dumb Americans will never knaoeuw I’m Canadian 😏”

My brain constantly is like “lol I don’t have an accent” and then someone posts a friggin Jordan Peterson clip and I have to go disassociate for a while.

I’m from a place where people talk more of less like Letterkenny. I’m fucked

I didn't hear my own accent until I moved coasts and people in BC kept telling me to say "bar" and "car" 💀

It’s incredibly funny to find out that some American college age guys are imitating that accent now though. That was our little Canadian secret! The rest of our “famous” actors all fake a Toronto-TV accent!

I desperately attempted to conceal my accent when I moved to New York because I didn't want people to take advantage of me

"Ces Américains stupides ne sauront jamais que je suis Canadien" gotta follow language laws

Give a Canadian an inch and they'll take a kilometer.

kilometre

Me in COD lobbies as a teen until I said the word “about”

I'm constantly blowing my cover with 'favourite.'

Me fitting in as an American at a diner: “can I have some cutlery?”

Damnit does this mean my cover’s been blown? And here I had declared you one of my favourite Bluesky neighbours :P

we really do spell manoeuvre funny

I'm soorry!

Good lord. They don’t. No matter how many clues are thrown at them. There’s a bloody flag in my name JUST FOR THEM, and they STILL don’t get it

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