Ryan

Ryan

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Absolute corn cob of a man

Marco Rubio is a finalist to be Trump’s running mate, the culmination of a years-long shift that has stunned and disappointed some of the senator’s former associates.

How Marco Rubio went from rival to one of Donald Trump’s VP finalistswww.washingtonpost.com Rubio is a finalist to be Trump’s running mate, the culmination of a years-long shift that has stunned and disappointed some of the senator’s former associates.

NEW: Paul Pressler, the accused child rapist who orchestrated the Southern Baptist Convention's "conservative resurgence" and realignment with the GOP, is dead.

Paul Pressler, a former Southern Baptist leader accused of sexual abu…www.texastribune.org One of the most influential evangelical figures of the last half-century, Pressler died about six months after he settled a high-profile lawsuit with a former member of his youth group.

Looking forward to the day I have that "Trap a kid in an underwater prison" money.

Testing bridging again

Even the picture looks like an @theonion.com article.

An Italian teenager and computer prodigy who earned the nickname “God’s influencer” is set to become the Catholic Church’s first millennial saint.

Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint | CNNwww.cnn.com Carlo Acutis, an Italian teenager and computer prodigy who earned the nickname “God’s influencer,” is set to become the Catholic Church’s first millennial saint.

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One of the toughest problems Microsoft has to solve is that Windows has to serve two very different types of users: business users who don't want this at all, and home users who don't want this at all.

They'll recreate this in LA for millennials at $175 a ticket and it will be a huge success.

Hundreds of Las Vegas parents and kids were hurt after a restaurant advertised an event featuring “Bluey” but had a man dressed in Bluey pajamas instead “The kids were distraught. Some kids were crying … how could you do that to little kids?”

Parents outraged by massive event featuring amateur ‘Bluey,’ restaurant apologizeswww.fox5vegas.com Many parents on social media expressed outrage over an amateur event featuring characters from “Bluey” with crowds of disappointed families, while the restaurant offered an apology and told FOX5 that ...

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This was on Instagram and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

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I have a joke about Atlas but it doesn't really hold up.

I have a joke about Medusa but you have to be stoned to get it

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So disappointed you can't sign up for the Daft Punk mailing list if you're a robot.

Really curious if veterinarians in New Jersey pronounce Bordetella "Bordetelle" like it's a lunch meat.

My grafitti skills were top notch.

if you could take one piece of technology that fell out of favor and bring it back, what would it be?

Me reading my timeline...

Addicts call this "nodding"

"Trump appears to have fallen asleep in court again. It happened several times just now. His eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice." It will be interesting to see what effect it has if he keeps falling asleep. Also interesting that he doesn't seem able to control it.

Update from Maggie Habermanwww.nytimes.com

The fact that this headline exists about a person running for U.S. president, and nearly 50% of the public may still vote for him still astounds me.

Donald Trump is on trial in Manhattan — the first former U.S. president to be criminally prosecuted. He could face prison if convicted, as he faces dozens of felony charges stemming from hush-money payments to a porn star. Here's what to know.

Will Trump Go to Prison if He Is Convicted?www.nytimes.com The former president faces dozens of felony charges stemming from hush-money payments to a porn star. He would undoubtedly appeal any conviction, and the presiding judge has leeway on sentencing.

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This was avoidable.

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I am once again requesting that people stop putting pickles in places where they might touch non-disgusting foods. Pickles are like herpes; that taste is never going away.

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This spooky ornate trash can sets the stage for what lies ahead at Mystic Point. #TrashCanTuesday 🌐 | buff.ly/3PQ6P6T 📷 | @anyfreshfry.bsky.social Used by Permission. #MagicalTrash #Disney #DisneyTrashCan #TrashCan #DisneyParks #HongKong #HongKongDisneyland #HKDL #MysticPoint

See, it is the rapture!

Nintendo's online servers for Wii U and 3DS shut down today

Nintendo's online servers for Wii U and 3DS shut down todaywww.engadget.com Nintendo's online servers for Wii U and 3DS shut down todayThis article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/nintendos-online-servers-for-wii-u-and-3ds-shut-down-today-183513670.html

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Jayme "Danger" Howard

yes, this should be doable

yes, this should be doable

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*smashing pumpkins voice*

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“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face

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I heard a cybertruck referred to as an incel-camino and I'm never not calling it that again

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Customer: FAT NUT DMV: LARGE EJACULATION Verdict: DENIED

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honestly jem wasn’t that outrageous

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every Action Bronson has an equal and opposite Reaction Bronson

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God, grant me the strength to not have an aneurysm every time I see the politics coverage reference Trump's "policies." That man hasn't had a policy in his life beyond "whatever gets Trump more money and attention." To talk about it otherwise is to lie, outright, to your readers.