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writer's block is caused by not letting yourself be bored
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Writer's block is caused by refusal to lower your standards. (I expect others to give other causes below)
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Writer's block is caused by demons (invisible ones, imps of the air, animalcules carried via miasma)
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Writer's block is caused by a rival writer's attack.
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Weirdly, Dr. Acula disagrees.
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*extremely suspicious* How many of you are vampires
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Just because I'm pale, rarely leave the house, am anemic, and enjoy swooping through the night skies as a bat doesn't mean I'm a vampire. That's a hurtful stereotype.
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*carefully writes something in notebook*
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Shhhh we're trying to fit in, be cool Premee. Be cool!
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Writer's block is the karmic feedback for some sin committed in a past incarnation.
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Writer's block is a sign of disfavor from your muse. Recommended propitiations can be found in Hesiod.
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Followed by Writer's Parry, or Writer's Riposte, perhaps?
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no, that's verbal fencing. Only Oscar Wilde is allowed to do that
The Irish Quill Forbidden Technique.
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i'm sure i read a poem as a child about being in the writer's block of the state pen for writing without poetic licence
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it could have been? i don't remember i'm afraid
I was to consider Writer's dodge, before realizing it is just procrastination.
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2d20 psychic damage.
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And Writer's Cramp when they stand too close.