Jennie Jonzen: And Energy Dominant? He REALLY has no fucking clue what Bitcoin mining is all about. I only want to attend his funeral to make sure he's most sincerely dead & to defecate on his grave. Will he be buried on his golf course, I wonder? The day can't come soon enough.

Donald Trump: “We want all remaining Bitcoin to be made in the USA” I think it may be time to move this man into hospice care

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Dude is really gonna need the bin Laden treatment if his family wants to avoid endless vandalism of the grave.

But make sure they put a stake through his heart first.

As long as they don't give him the Stalin treatment, so Magats can venerate his shitty corpse.

His kids are gonna 100% create a similar monument and charge people $25 to enter it.

and a gift store with MAGA merch. tiny plastic gravestone replicas $49.95

But instead of a normal tombstone, his grave marker will be a giant bobble head of himself, with miniatures for sale in the gift shop.

“Show your fealty to god and country with this 1/32 replica of President Trump’s gravestone. Wear it on your lapel to make liberals cry. Give it as a gift to piss off your heathen daughter-in-law who taught your son Spanish while turning him into an atheist! Take back your country for just $49.95!”

Yes. Yes they will.

100% the monument will be the tackiest thing ever.

Can you imagine the brawls that would be had between those wishing to shit on his glass box and those wishing to pray on it

I'm never getting that visual out of my mind now. 🤣👍

What heart?

They're going to sell Bedminster memberships and charge greens fees to those who want to vandalize it.

The moment his heart bursts most of the world will exhale a sigh of relief.

That sigh of relief will show up on seismic monitors...

"& to defecate on his grave" As if the aside isn't the actual life goal

Well... YEAH! Top of my bucket list

There's gonna be a line

Hope Mary Trump runs a bar just outside the cemetery.

I would totally get a drink there, or a few, both before & after going into the cemetery. 🤣🤣👍

2 shits in the hole.

I hear a song in that...

2 girls 1 grave

Eewww

Thank you, I’ll see myself out ;)

I like you 😊💙🌊

Thanks. Blue Skies moderation team thinks I'm rude. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄🤣

They are mistaken. 😄😘😉

Thanks. 👍

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