Jennie Jonzen: As long as they don't give him the Stalin treatment, so Magats can venerate his shitty corpse.

Donald Trump: “We want all remaining Bitcoin to be made in the USA” I think it may be time to move this man into hospice care

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Dude is really gonna need the bin Laden treatment if his family wants to avoid endless vandalism of the grave.

But make sure they put a stake through his heart first.

As long as they don't give him the Stalin treatment, so Magats can venerate his shitty corpse.

His kids are gonna 100% create a similar monument and charge people $25 to enter it.

and a gift store with MAGA merch. tiny plastic gravestone replicas $49.95

But instead of a normal tombstone, his grave marker will be a giant bobble head of himself, with miniatures for sale in the gift shop.

I could actually see Eric & Junior doing that.

The urea rights on that gravesite are going to worth billions.

“Show your fealty to god and country with this 1/32 replica of President Trump’s gravestone. Wear it on your lapel to make liberals cry. Give it as a gift to piss off your heathen daughter-in-law who taught your son Spanish while turning him into an atheist! Take back your country for just $49.95!”

If I saw Magats wearing that, I would literally fall on the floor laughing so hard that I'd piss myself silly! 🤣

I think they'll go for an even hundred. Pure 14K gold plate.

“100% pure American steel…because—like the steel pennies minted during WWII—we must not forget all that has been taken from us and all we have sacrificed: From being forced to see 2 men hold hands at a beach, to the complete erosion of our 1st Amendment right to use the N-word. We fight like hell.”

Yes. Yes they will.

100% the monument will be the tackiest thing ever.

Can you imagine the brawls that would be had between those wishing to shit on his glass box and those wishing to pray on it

I'm never getting that visual out of my mind now. 🤣👍

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