Ian Miles Schlong: Donald Trump: “We want all remaining Bitcoin to be made in the USA” I think it may be time to move this man into hospice care

Donald Trump: “We want all remaining Bitcoin to be made in the USA” I think it may be time to move this man into hospice care

step 1: spend all our energy mining bitcoin step 2: ??? step 3: energy dominant!!!

Trust the plan

Lock, stock, and two smoking coal fires

Ah, but what if step 1: place a bet on bitcoin step 2: pump the rubes to invest in bit coin (you’re our only hope) step 3: profit

You joke, but this is basically what bitcoiners believe.

look it up in the fools of acquisition.

According to the Bitcoin crowd Step 2 is that energy generation becomes more expensive so we magically invent new, more efficient ways of generating electricity.

The energy is stored in the Bitcoin, man.

step 4: we buy China's coal with our bitcoin

Patriotts in control

would love to see him explain what he thinks bitcoin mining actually is

He’d start talking about sharks again in 6 seconds

sharks are very good at bitcoin mining, cuz no windmills!

He's afraid of sharks with or without lasers.

Curly he's never seen Sharknado

*clearly ( I typed clearly, but autocorrect has been fucking my posts up... and sometimes I don't triple peoofread.)

What if you're on this boat and it's sinking because the bitcoins are so heavy and your bitcoin miner is going in the water. Sharks are going to steal your bitcoins what are you going to do?

Like when he kept going on about Hilary Clinton bleaching her hard drives and you know he thought she was literally pouring bleach on her computer

It means a lot of things to many different people. Some very smart guys have an ongoing debate about this. Some not too good guys in there too, you'll wanna watch out for them. China's in there with their trades on the exchange. Where are they getting the energy from? A lot of people are asking this

the guy thought that "clean coal" is when you take a chunk of coal and wash it off with some soap and water, so he definitely thinks Bitcoin is assembled in a factory, but like, underground in a mine.

Pretty sure he thinks it involves actual mining with guys in hard hats and pick axes going down into caves.

Singing heigh-ho

What are you talking about he's the best at cyber

he's an expert on hard drive bleaching and acid-washing emails already

Would you, though?

us using ever increasing amounts of energy for scraps of a resource that we have no control over makes us dominant in energy though

It’s sound policy!

Sound visionary youtu.be/Fzf0JxUW2HM?...

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Yeah but think of all the trees we’d be saving by not printing money!What’s that? US currency isn’t made from trees at all?

Rude

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Dude is really gonna need the bin Laden treatment if his family wants to avoid endless vandalism of the grave.

But make sure they put a stake through his heart first.

As long as they don't give him the Stalin treatment, so Magats can venerate his shitty corpse.

His kids are gonna 100% create a similar monument and charge people $25 to enter it.

100% the monument will be the tackiest thing ever.

Can you imagine the brawls that would be had between those wishing to shit on his glass box and those wishing to pray on it

I'm never getting that visual out of my mind now. 🤣👍

What heart?

They're going to sell Bedminster memberships and charge greens fees to those who want to vandalize it.

The moment his heart bursts most of the world will exhale a sigh of relief.

That sigh of relief will show up on seismic monitors...

"& to defecate on his grave" As if the aside isn't the actual life goal

2 shits in the hole.

2 girls 1 grave

Eewww

Thank you, I’ll see myself out ;)

I hear a song in that...

Well... YEAH! Top of my bucket list

There's gonna be a line

Hope Mary Trump runs a bar just outside the cemetery.

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