Adam Thornton

@athornton.bsky.social

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All those heavy metal album covers assured us the Mark Of The Beast would look cool. This is just stupid.

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Faine Greenwood

Some one pop a balloon. That'll wake him right up.

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rahaeli

I've gotten COVID at least twice, and I take 20 mg famotidine approx. every 12 hours and 10mg cetirizine ever 24 hours. So not a perfect preventative, but also my COVID's been mild and as far as I know without long-term symptoms.

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cyllan

What, that your high school was an asshole? (disclaimer: Cyllan and I went to the same high school, although I don't remember this thing)

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Scott

Probably not Hillbilly Elegy either.

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C. Robert Cargill

Yeah, I hear a lot of doomerism, but...>20% of registered voters in Arizona signed the abortion ballot initiative. And I really don't believe in a 20-point or whatever swing among under 30s--rather, the only under-30s who'd talk to a pollster are Groyper weirdos with hugely illegal porn stashes.

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Joshua Holland

I heard a funny but true formulation of this today: Trump is the only person who could possibly lose to Biden.

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Amy Hoy

Lost power briefly a bunch of times, heavy rain, no hail at my house.

That was a nice one.

And if they could, they wouldn't. Well, maybe Kavanaugh if he was drunk enough.

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Amy Hoy

Yeah, Guiteau was salty that his guy didn't win the nomination: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassi... Although in this case, Garfield might have lived if his doctor hadn't sucked so much.

Assassination of James A. Garfield - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Oh better than that! He thought he was entitled to an emolument because he'd...shit, I dunno, he was a loony.

I mean, Garfield was assassinated by a fellow Republican for some inside baseball bullshit, right?

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nate✨

As I wrote to some friends today: chill the fuck out and watch some fucking bears. youtu.be/d1YoGAxmZtE

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@faineg.bsky.social You might have missed it when @elfsternberg.bsky.social found the Biblically Accurate Angel Unicode Glyph: en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?... So now we can write "ꙮlf Hꙮg" as it was meant to be rendered. _In our nightmares_.

Cyrillic O variants - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

Thanks to the magic of intersecting polycules, this will be on its way to me soonish. Love is real. Thank you @chucktingle.bsky.social

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Yoqueray

Imagine how often the prosecution gets away with this kind of shit when the defendant is not rich and famous and able to afford a good lawyer.

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Snowden St.

Yeah, let's go with that. That sounds much better than the accurate answer would be.

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Elf M. Sternberg

Dunno, I prefer the "indecent cryptid" variety. Chuck Tingle writes in the genre from time to time...

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host body mama

The house always wins.

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toilet sloth

I think you will find a rye, rye, rye, and rye, perhaps with a dash of bitters, will hit the spot better.

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Elf M. Sternberg

"Please quit threatening me with a good time."

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Snowden St.

There's a brand-new Quizno's being built about a mile from my house. It's so weird. I don't _think_ it's performance art.

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Elf M. Sternberg

So now we can correctly spell ꙮlf Hꙮg!

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andrew

I'm not surprised that Wyoming is expensive, given big distances and very cold winters, but why is it almost twice as expensive as the first runner-up?

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Jim Cook

Pretty sure that the answer to the question on the sign is "yes."

Yo mama's so fat, it requires a large cardinal axiom provably inconsistent with the Axiom of Choice to describe just how fat.

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Joe Vilas

Guillotine! the Musical: Heads Will Roll

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Mike!!!

I hope it's "Pop Goes The Weasel."

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Elf M. Sternberg

To be fair, if I worked in the Trump administration, I'd need a lot of fentanyl and ketamine too.