Post

Avatar
Nothing would own the libs more than this
Avatar
All I want for my birthday is a picture of his hair after a week in jail.
Avatar
Yeah, the greatest honor is being tossed in a cell and having no contact with the press or ability to use the internet or even a cell phone.
Avatar
Avatar
not surrendering by going to prison.
Avatar
Oh please, first thing Monday morning call this bluff. The secret service might as well develop protection protocols for when their subject is imprisoned just in case, somehow, justice prevails on Trump. This could be good practice just in case.
Avatar
Do they hang out in his cell? Do they stand in the hall just watching? Do they say save some $ they have guards.
Avatar
I suspect they'd demand that he be held at a facility they have control of that would act as a cell but would probably be set up like a home office or some sort of house arrest? I'm not an expert and have no idea but I doubt it would work in a real prison, the secret service footprint would be huge.
Avatar
Would they take his internet access? And being able to do his crazy videos? Shut him down completely from public view? Or can they not because he’s campaigning?
Avatar
Does a person have a right to campaign? Imagine all the murderers and bank robbers using that defense.
Avatar
Exactly my point. 🤣😂 it’s all so insane how people just bend to whatever he wants. 🙄
I would think that Leavenworth, a facility for the US Military, would be capable of handling the security requirements necessary. But the right to Secret Service protection can be withdrawn as well.
Avatar
gotta build a special prison facility for him like Dr. Evil
Avatar
I imagine they would put him on house arrest and confiscate his devices, forbidding any electronic communications except with his lawyers. This is the absolute most I expect. Though it is more likely they'll scowl at him very sternly and nothing else.
Avatar
I think this too. I doubt they’ll do anything.
Avatar
Just waiting for his legal team to try and get Trump special leave from the prison privileges so he can attend political fundraisers, rallies and press events on the grounds that failure to grant such access would be political action against him.
Adult Content
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
Avatar
Let us honor him, then. For many years.
Avatar
Let us honor him greatly in this very way.
Avatar
Please own us, sir.
Avatar
Avatar
He says this, but if he went to an actual jail (and not home confinement) where he had to eat jail food and crap on a jail toilet, he'd probably short circuit.
Avatar
Give the man what he wants!
Avatar
Avatar
His lawyers are so inept, once he’s in there they might not be able to get him out
Avatar
I’d celebrate
Avatar
Same. Just to have him behind bars on a bunk bed for two nights. The reality of it.
Avatar
Unless they put him in solitary confinement. That would be death for him. No one to feed his ego.
Avatar
Avatar
I would feel so deeply owned that I would open a nice bottle of whiskey, pour out a glass, and sip it slowly to enjoy the owning of me.
Avatar
Yeah, I would feel so pwned if tRumpo spent some time in Rikers.
Avatar
Who know, maybe they lose him there.
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
I for one would feel completely and utterly owned if Trump would decamp to any federal prison. Perhaps others might also have these feelings?
Avatar
He wants to go to jail. Plays into his “I’m a martyr for you”
Avatar
He does. He’s comparing himself to Nelson Mandela. 🙄
Avatar
He would look so badass in jail. He could even write a book like certain people he admires!
Avatar
He ought to read one first.
Avatar
Avatar
I would welcome being “owned” this way.
Avatar
He end up in prison.... the judge ain't gonna be the only one issuing an order to gag.
Avatar
I'd be "furious" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Avatar
Avatar
Let's give it to him good and hard and long then. No "truthing" in lockup.
Avatar
I would do owned! Trump should make this happen!
Avatar
Avatar
I hope he goes and tests that theory.
Avatar
I would feel very owned, he should do it.
Avatar
Aaron!! What a martyr.. So brave!!
Avatar
These guys talk about “honor” while trying for a job that you get by convincing the foolish masses to pick you for it. 🙄
Avatar
I would be so owned by this, everything I am predicting would be contradicted if he actually saw a single day in jail