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Badbeard

@badbeard.bsky.social

The artist formally known as Captain Badbeard
he/him
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[waves from the Kintyre PENInSula]
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Since seeing this the other week it's now canon for me that Hiro drives a DeLorean.
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Enormous fan of Ricki Lake's grey hair organic weed farmer era If you've starred in a bunch of John Waters movies at the start of your career & now you harvest bare kilos you're the number one G of life & that's not even including the talk show
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Greatest of all time things to meet on my bike commute.
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@rahaeli.bsky.social Morning Rah. For no reason other than vibes I thought I would share Helix sleeping between my legs this morning. Have a great whatever-time-of-day-it-is-for-you-right-now.
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To sleep, perchance to dream.
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I think everyone needs a timeline cleanse. Ahem. [pelvic thrusts] COCKFOSTERS!
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Watching the TdF with my Best Boy #ProofOfCat
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Good Morning and Happy Friday to all who celebrate.
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Ancient mug for a long cancelled drug. Sleepy Time. Hot. 🫡
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Also Dynamo's sleepy time.
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I've always enjoy scratching my bum through my pants. It's truly addictive. But now my dog comes over to lick my finger. We've got a new bond between us and it's great.
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The full image is quite something.
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The 360 panorama from Paul's Boutique is also a stunner.
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Look at this polling. Hilarious.
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12 years since Helix became Lazer Kitteh!
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In a related infographic I came across this earlier. You're not shy Tories are you? 😉
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🎶The most effectual🎶
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Urgh. It's so true and I hate it. I'm a bit more...
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Posh Ducks, Manky and Illiterate