What is more embarrassing: when your hobby is to look at other people's crotches or when you don't know the difference between a mons pubis and a dick?
Everyone is missing the point here. He thinks that is a dude's package because this is what he sees in the mirror! His package is so small it looks like a fanny!
Real women do not have any bulge. The actually do not have any physical presence between their legs. Real women have a dimensionally concave surface for pelvis. Real women have a total absence of matter for a pelvis that forms a dimensional void through which reality drains.