Eldritch Hipster

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Eldritch Hipster

@eldritchhipster.bsky.social

34, FL, He/Him, LGBTQ+, BLM, ACAB, lots of other leftie things that don't have convenient acronyms.

Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs.

Free Palestine, and stop the genocide.

Comedian, writer, wageslave.
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It's my birthday! Feel free to send nudes.
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Maybe I'm slow, but it took me reading "The Expanse" to learn how economic policy -is- violence.
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I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots
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When I was in elementary school, they taught that gravity was what pulled things down. In middle school I was taught gravity pulled smaller objects towards bigger objects. In high school I learned gravity is the force mass exerts on space. So about that whole two genders thing...
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AI attempting to do kid teeth is the stuff of nightmares
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Happy Furry communities second favorite holiday.
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Commissioning art sucks, because then you have to suffer through the agony of waiting for your art to be done.
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Uncrustables make no God damn sense and are gross.
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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New: Hackers embedded malware in a Stable Diffusion extension hosted on GitHub and have been hacking people generating AI images "You have committed one of our sins: Art Theft" www.404media.co/hackers-targ...
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My parents weren't cool enough for AOL and so I had to use Netscape Navigator.
I tended bar in the smoking section of a restaurant
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We'll be arriving in hell shortly.
Something inside of me is wriggling...
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So I just beat Diablo IV (Free xbox game pass copy). If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If a Diablo game only ever involves Mephisto and never Diablo, is it a Diablo game?
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Fuck. I've eaten so many root beer floats recently. I don't know why that's all that's on my brain.
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It's always amusing when people with the most basic ass bitch oc's say they NEEDED AI art.
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Painted my nails today. Not really doing anything for me.
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Jesus Christ "High on Life" makes me nauseous.
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"1) Punch Nazis 2) Protect Trans Kids 3) Stay Hydrated' Spotted in Berlin
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Ladies and gentlethem. I am now taking investments for my new startup. It is a new search engine that is a Greener, more accurate, and less biased than Google AI. Whenever you submit a query, we run out and find the nearest unhoused person, give them a dollar, and ask them what the answer is.
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Australian crime shows are like oh naurrr there’s been a meerda
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Why is this so funny. The pose the style the attitude is perfection