Bandit

Profile banner

Bandit

@banditpossumking.bsky.social

He/him. Resident rat bastard, non-practicing archaeologist, first of the new-school transsexuals.
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
Here's a fun tip this pride month, should you find yourself looking to police bisexuals in queer spaces: Go fuck yourself :)
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
Palestine is a laboratory of death by high tech weaponry for US empire to apply globally, within its borders & outside.
Avatar
It's almost Friday, which means it's basically the weekend
Avatar
My dog is the single most pillable dog in the history of both dogs and pills. He doesn't even question why the cheese is folded over like that
Avatar
I disappear into depression haze for a week and suddenly we can post gifs on bsky??
Avatar
Going through selfies thinking of changing my profile picture, I'm realizing how high a percentage of my photos have been shirtless ever since I got top surgery
Avatar
So its agreed that everyone has that chair or something in their room for clothes that have only been worn once but aren't dirty enough to go in the hamper. We need to stop denying this and invent a piece of furniture for this purpose.
Avatar
When the coffee stirrer is a little straw, I am drinking the coffee out of the little straw.
Avatar
Do you think that the USS Enterprise jettisons everyone's poop out into outer space?
Avatar
Friendly reminder that I have no idea what I'm doing
Avatar
My psych wants me to quit smoking weed for a couple weeks to be sure the side effects of eating my weight every night, falling asleep at 9pm, and having the libido of a sea slug are actually from my medication. But I'll tell ya what.. I dont like it already
Avatar
Avatar
Honestly, anyone who would buy a cybertruck deserves to lose their money on a 100,000 brick that you can't wash
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
trans besties having selctive hearing/eyesight whenever you have to use your deadname around each other >>>>
Avatar
I've been working since I was 12 in industries that love to say things like, "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean." Is it any wonder that with my work-from-home situation, that I feel guilty for any single moment of unproductive time?
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
There are going to be pictures of Ben Shapiro driving around Nashville in a cybertruck...with his one piece of wood from home depot
adding cybertrucks to the list of things men can't get wet ✍️
Avatar
Since I've been seeing lots of commentary regarding "migrant crime" its time to remind folks that first generation migrants are among the least demographics to commit criminal offense, and that being undocumented is an offense on par with parking tickets
Avatar
Dogs have loud autism and cats have quiet autism. That's why they don't get along. I will take no further questions at this time.
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
wow i wonder why so many people are getting sick and chronically ill now and why so many kids are missing so much school. couldn't possibly be the disabling plague that we've collectively decided is no biggie despite all scientific evidence to the contrary
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
Everything I've seen about ROGD is steeped in not just transphobia, but also misogyny. TERFS are, at their core, biological essentialists that believe "young girls" are susceptible to "gender ideology" because our dumb stupid female brains can't make good decisions.
The original study on "rapid onset gender dysphoria" — a bunk concept based exclusively on the accounts of transphobic parents — is some of the most blatant moral-panic research I've ever seen. www.jahonline.org/article/S105...
Avatar
The most horrible thing happened to my abuser this week, and I am done wishing harm upon this man. Seriously, that's enough. Now hopefully someone convinces him to seek therapy.
Avatar
My psych wants me to take a month off from smoking cannabis to see if the side effects from my new(ish) med don't improve. Sir, did you know this is the only thing holding me together? Another side effect is that I literally don't have the strength or drive to argue with him.
Avatar
How did I not know that Peter Steele from Type O Negative died 14 whole years ago?
Avatar
What's the right way to add postscript to your post, commenting on it or quote-reposting? I think I've been doing this website wrong
Reposted byAvatar Bandit
Avatar
The dog is solely and uniquely to blame for this behavior https://www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/feeding-time/ — [ Get my comics free by email!  https://mailchi.mp/davekellett/sheldon ]
Avatar
Don't ignore me (sun) Don't talk to me (moon) Don't love me (rising) Christ on a pony 😬
why would you try me (sun) don’t love me (moon) don’t love me (rising) jfc i never stood a goddamn chance 😭
Avatar
I need a new show. Apparently, my interests are shows with two exciting seasons and no announcements about a 3rd season
Avatar
Absolutely obliterating my carefully curated algorithm by reading clickbait articles on fb all day
Avatar
Let's see your before and after pics bluesky!
let's see your before and after pics, bluesky!! pre- big chop 🫣