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The heat scorched the parks, the trees shed, and I CRONCH CRONCH through the leaves as if it were late October…

Cheese wages are already being cut as inflation soars, The New Yorker

Brought to you by the city that wants to implement a mask ban

It’s his enormous ass cavity, The New Yorker.

Earnest Mastodon doing its thing

Gonna have to disagree there, crossword—“a nanny’s nightmare” 4 letters is absolutely SIDS.

Morbidly curious to input Finnegans Wake.

When you only got that partial sploot energy.

Straight cis dudes, amirite, The New Yorker?

“Why no food yet, mama?”

Worst April Fool ever

My legacy

"You won't believe what I came across" - squirters

I sense a win, The New Yorker!

So many people don’t factor in all the expenses required in pet ownership, The New Yorker.

“Hey, I’m Luke’s Uncle Owen, and I dress similarly to others here on Tatooine.” “And I’m Luke’s Aunt Beru. I wear a jean jacket over a butterfly collar blouse and look like an extra from the Partridge Family.”

Throwback to my take on the Robots Fucking Dinosaurs Set To Inspirational Quotes oeuvre.

THEM: Your dog’s good sleeping in his crate? ME: [looking in on the puppycam] Uhhh sure yeah he sleeps totally normally yep.

They’re calling you home, The New Yorker.

lotta folks out there missing the point

I mean just look at the little moosh going for a ride like a fucking pasha.

I just want my dog to live like 35 or 40 years. 50 years. Is that really so much to ask?

I’m assuming this one’s a pass from you, The New Yorker.

My boy Baker just took Best Ears at a street fair for dogs!

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Edward James Almost

Lol same

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

“Oh me? Just chillin.”

Trust me, you do NOT want to even see that pork-based Eldritch horror, The New Yorker.

Sleepy time

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️

My dog gender is Stitch

But it won’t be the last time, amirite The New Yorker?

More Cool Shit In My Apartment Our 1/6th-scale The Batman Hot Toy arrived (after waiting two years since pre-order!)

More Cool Shit In My Apartment - 12” resin Dracula statue - standard Manbat action figure - standard Mr. Freeze action figure - Yellow Submarine toy - the Fugitive Doctor standard action figure plus TARDIS, still in box

Every clown’s a critic, amirite, The New Yorker?

70s comic book ads were wild