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my mom fucked a bat

just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11 hr
The heat scorched the parks, the trees shed, and I CRONCH CRONCH through the leaves as if it were late October…
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13 hr
I somehow come across as too approachable—genuinely wish my face rested bitchier.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · a day
I prefer candidates who weren’t shot at.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 8 hr
NYC (a park in Brooklyn)
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11 hr
The heat scorched the parks, the trees shed, and I CRONCH CRONCH through the leaves as if it were late October…
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in · 17 hr
I'm bravely standing outside the big podcasting convention, fighting any first responder trying to render aid to those inside.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2 days
every day is a gift, a Trojan horse
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 5 days
Jerry, my depressed service squirrel, is going through his goth phase. He sleeps all day and only wants to hang out with raccoons.
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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 3 days
When I say “I have no words”, I’m lying through my teeth. I have all the words. I have a physical copy of the dictionary in my hand, and I am not fucking around.
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geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social · 20 hr
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13 hr
I somehow come across as too approachable—genuinely wish my face rested bitchier.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 21 hr
Right? Very unpresidential looking
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 21 hr
Right? I’m just treating him with the same civility he’s shown everyone else
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · a day
I prefer candidates who weren’t shot at.
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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 2 days
Pfft kids these days are so weak. Back in my day we drank mercury and died horrible deaths
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2 days
Kids in horror movies are the worst artists. Let me guess, Rylan, another fucking black hole?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 2 days
Spamuel Risk
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social · 9 days
The first rule of punch club is [punches you]
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 15 days
If I wipe my hands on your decorative towels I'm trying to say I believe you can become a person of substance
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2 days
Ah, yes, Hitler-youth Palpatine
Avatar The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2 days
Breaking News: Donald Trump selected J.D. Vance, the Ohio senator and “Hillbilly Elegy” author, to be his running mate. nyti.ms/4d1NIjo
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2 days
Oh I’m counting on it
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2 days
🐁🐁💕
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2 days
Cheese wages are already being cut as inflation soars, The New Yorker
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 3 days
feel so stupid. none of them have the mustache. no way to tell which baby is hitler.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2 days
Yes!
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 3 days
Whoa, anyone else realize Superman’s love interests (Lana Lang, Lois Lane) AND his nemesis (Lex Luthor) all have the initials LL? Anywho, democracy’s broken and the planet’s dying okay I love you bye bye!
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3 days
It's your party and oh don't worry I'll cry here too.
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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 4 days
Hey when you are being hunted by an evil toothy creature through a dark unfamiliar building and attempt multiple locked doors and only one will open and you run through just know that if you don’t CLOSE IT BEHIND YOU I hate you and hope you get chomped up dead I don’t even care.
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 12 days
Is it a wing or a stylized leaf? Who cares, we're all slowly dying and atrophying into oblivion.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 3 days
I know :(