BEAVE ²: I’m officially at the age where I don’t remember my age.

I’m officially at the age where I don’t remember my age.

When I was 46, I was sure ALL YEAR that I was 47, so I feel like I got an extra year in. It was like when you set your clock ahead then realize you've got more time.

Don't you have maids that remember that stuff?

I wish!

I am officially at the age where I know how many days old I am. 26911.

i seem to always go older earlier and earlier. used to be 20, 11 months, 3 weeks? call it 21. then it became like 38 and a month? just round it to 40. a new doc asked me my age, i gave 3 different numbers. i am starting to feel for the truly olds

I feel like every time I turn another year older I’m stuck at the previous age for at least a year and now I have no idea where I am.

There’s no shame. It’s keeps changing every year anyway. I’ve just assumed whatever age my wife is. Easier that way.

If you just say you’re 1 score and 9, y’all be awright

Age? It‘s ague, isn’t it?

I’ve done it 😳

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