Tim Onion: I am VERY excited about bringing back the writing fellowship. It’s important for The Onion to have a writers room with new and weird ideas, and it’s important to maintain a pipeline of great comedy writers for the world in general. It's a good job. Please apply. jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

Hi! The Onion is bringing back our Writing Fellowship. The fellowship has produced some of the biggest names in comedy, at The Onion and elsewhere. It was a casualty private equity. We are reviving it. The program is six months long and includes health insurance. jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

The Onion Fellowship at The Onion jobs.gusto.com

I am VERY excited about bringing back the writing fellowship. It’s important for The Onion to have a writers room with new and weird ideas, and it’s important to maintain a pipeline of great comedy writers for the world in general. It's a good job. Please apply. jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

The Onion Fellowship at The Onion jobs.gusto.com

(The word "of" was also a casualty of private equity, apparently. We are not yet hiring a copyeditor of my typo'd-out skeets, unfortunately.)

this is why they need a union

How much would the said skeet typo-copyeditor position pay?

private equity: "as we still own the rights to the word 'of' you are now contractually obligated to replace any of use of the word with 'using a blowtorch to' instead"

Please tell me that in official emails at the Onion, it's explicitly written like "post on Facebook, tweet on Twitter/X, skeet on Bluesky"

Private equity replaced prepositions with preposterousness.

Killing me that this can’t be done remotely Tim :(

I'm not a comedy writer, but if you guys need any presentation or desktop publishing work, hit me up. 😉 So proud to have The Onion being brought back to glory here in Chicago!

This is amazing, Tim Onion. I applaud you.

In office only. Bummer

//Candidates must be located in, or willing to relocate to, Chicago, IL// Oh well. 🙃

Would The Onion sponsor a US work visa?

LOL! "The Onion" followed me on XTwitter & took at least 3 of my posts w/o payment. I told them to knock it off & they went away.

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