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Should I ruin my relationships and buy Balatro?
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The beautiful thing about Balatro is suddenly you're 100 hours in and you have no idea how it happened
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To save your relationship, simply get a second copy of Balatro
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I live in a hole outside now. I wear garbage. But at least I have the glory of BALATRO. (Answer: yes. It’s amazing.)
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game's pretty alright i guess
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Honestly I only got sucked into it for like three days and they were three extremely unproductive days but then I had no desire to keep at it. Worth buying tho
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been thinking of doing the same but I dont need another dwarf fortress repeat
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Again! Again! Again! Again!
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like a day or two after i bought balatro i literally spent 12 straight hours playing it and once i was done i felt like i had come back from another dimension
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People say it’s infinitely replay-able. It’s a fun game with tons of content and variables, but I got bored with it pretty quickly. Totally depends on the individual though. There’s an iOS variant that’s not as flashy but all the gameplay elements are intact.
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Deckbuilding roguelike built on poker rules.
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More like video poker, and it's only loosely based on them. Greatest dopamine machine I've ever used. Beware! (and turn up the animation speed)
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it’s excellent and it’s long enough to feel like a rabbit hole without being actually infinite
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It will only ruin your relationships for a couple weeks if you are good at it. That's a factor you should consider, because if you are good at "math make big number go brrrrr" then you will eventually run out of numbers to see
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Isn't that what buying a Tesla Cybertruck is for?
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It’s the only way you can compete with the NYt Tim
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That’s just one step, the next is bankrupting the Onion to feed a warhammer 40k habit
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Ship it. Don’t be Never Lucky.