Ben Helford

You're telling me that it's not enough for Biden to just eat food? He has to dissolve it with acid before infecting it with bacteria in order to break apart the nutrients? And you still think he's fit to be President!?

I haven't stopped thinking about this since I read it.

Mix tapes >>>> playlists. There's an art to curating music within the constraints of having to fit all the songs into a 90 minute tape, instead of just listing every song you like for a 10+hour playlist that you put on shuffle.

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

Make a movie milder: Perturbed Max: Quite Upsetting Road

Make a movie milder: There Will Be Bruises

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post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.

A dramatic reading of the complete works of Berkley Breathed? Sounds like a milquetoast opus.

a lecture on galactic dust? might be a bit obscure

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Lotta people criticizing that portrait of King Charles who couldn't possibly have looked at it on acid yet

Post a picture from your camera roll of you with your best friends!

post a picture from your camera roll of you with your best friends!

Couple of photos featuring Coltrane yawning.

I realized that I'm now fine calling Twitter "X" because I no longer bother with Twitter.

What throwaway Simpsons joke lives in your head full-time? For me it’s Dr Hibbert deciding not to eat at Moe’s and instead taking the family to the Texas Cheesecake Depository

I'm moving to a new place today, so here's a picture of my dog.

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To be clear, calling an evangelical man a dingus is actually the best way to show support for Jewish people.

Replaying Stardew Valley, and I always loved that the palm tree trunks in Emily's dream scape are just a stack of duck heads.

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I’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

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Doppler Effect xkcd.com/2926

I feel like we, as a nation, have forgotten how utterly corrupt the Bush Administration was. Like, the Interior Department were having wild parties with sex and drugs with lobbyists.

Sex, Drug Use and Graft Cited in Interior Department (Published 2008)www.nytimes.com The Interior Department agency that collects oil and gas royalties has been caught up in a broad ethics scandal.

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Seriously, take a few minutes if you can and watch this. youtu.be/IZ27yCKMj4g

The 'unbelievable' story behind Arizona's 1864 abortion banyoutu.be “William Claude Jones spent his life wielding his power over women and over girls and their bodies with complete tyrannical domination,

The third party just kills me.

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crystals🔮

Post a movie from the year you turned 18.

Post a movie from the year you turned 18. I have watched this regularly ever since. If it's on, I'm watching it.

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“movies are going to become video games”

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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders