CisHet Billionaire

@bennettelder.net

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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.

Born at 343ppm CO2.

Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @god 5001

What I look like scrolling social media

lol oh no you poor broke bitch 🥺🫶

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✨brit ✨

Y’all want to see a dead body?

Poor pup looks like I just explained project 2025 to him

Homelander’s ride

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✨brit ✨

Yeah, I have a face. As funny as it is, that distraught genAI cat is funnier and is closer to the vibe.

Every store. Every time. People can hear me.

Still masking here too

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it's charloh! from online (it/its)

Vanilla Ice? Oh, speaking of which

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TTRPG Class Identifier

Me rn

That’s so good.

Dammit

Anyone check on Usher? Heard his house fell down. Hope he’s okay.

Speaking of AI and spam shit, the next time your senator asks you for money (ROFLOL I live in Florida, fuck no buddy) feel free™️ to reply with these screenshots from the no qualms folks at Facebook Ads. I’m no prude but I think each of these would be uniquely funny to reply with.

Yikes, what with the absolutely atrocious rear door release option for when the power goes out, and many posts on Bluesky being like “can we please have a No Tesla option in Uber”. I would’ve thought this was some AI garbage if I didn’t see someone posting other pictures to make it clear it’s real.

This is from 2011. It only exists to remember where I was, when. I feel like instead of an orchestra somebody was playing Rolling in the Deep in the background. Walked halfway across town with my ex to get back home. That was fun.

Nobody is sharing this with alt text. 😠 I have zero trust in anything he claims. Within a single day in the past we’ve seen him 180 on issues. Watch him 180 in a single post. Check out that stand back and stand by, we love you nice people shit at the end.

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✨brit ✨

Born on the 4th of July?

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it's charloh! from online (it/its)

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CisHet Billionaire

I’m so fucking pissed I can’t depend on a free service to work reliably (just in case I go offline for several days or years) despite running in an organization that has more money than many countries.

Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.

If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it* (but please alt text like we did)

Every time I walk into a spider web I think about this

Who is running that social media team?

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Chris Geidner

Courts do.

Oh, youtube

Post an image that people will hear when they see it

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autumn🪻 $811/1768

Eddie had some personality-filled moments today and I remembered when you said this.

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tinfoilLuke

so bluesky rn