If I had to say, my greatest weakness as an employee is that once you disable both of my hands, my chest splits open to reveal a glowing red orb you can strike up to six times in a row for critical damage.
Conversely, my greatest strength as an employee is my unblockable per my last email combo. It CAN be dodged or parried, but the window is very small and requires immaculate timing.
If I'm a British citizen, I'm probably really asking myself what exactly has been the point of the last five hundred years of global imperial theft and resource extraction if the entire country still somehow has to live in austerity.
"So, yeah, it's sort of the most important presidential election in US history, and we absolutely cannot afford to lose it."
"Who're you running? Walking corpse literally nobody likes?"
"Yeah, walking corpse literally nobody-- yeah, you got it."
I will not get mad at the customer service agents who are just doing their job, but I'll be damned if I'm just going to let a billion dollar company "I'm just a widdle guy" 25 more bucks a month out of me.
Me: I would like to search for this email.
Outlook: Here you go, the PDF attached to that email.
Me: Okay, thanks, but I would like the actual email please, that's what I need.
Outlook: Here's the PDF attached to that email listed as four different search results.
Me: *dead from rage embolism*
