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The wrong people are upset at Kyle Gass of Tenacious D. Everyone knows if you say your birthday wish aloud it won't come true.
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May the McDouble succeed where the bullet failed
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By waiting so long to announce his VP pick, Trump squander what could have easily been a week of uninterrupted sympathetic media coverage and official Dem silence.
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I'm not done with it, yet, but in-universe, the text of Babel is translated to English from Chinese, right?
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Breaking news happens and this place blows up with scolds. What's the opposite of juice?
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I feel like Texas democrats could win big running on breaking up Centerpoint's monopoly. Lots of justified anger at them in Beryl's aftermath
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It's amazing how large companies can issue checks that won't cash and it's just treated as bureaucracy be bureacrating
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Called it
All of Capitol Hill will be an elaborate interlocking Weekend at Bernie's.
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A blitz primary is a non starter, but a blintz primary would be delicious
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Today's discourse subskeet: People being fans of one pop singer does not negate the existence of any other pop singer
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Why is Biden's age a constant story when Trump is also old af and in obvious mental decline?
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Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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The only reason why Biden looked more outwardly confused than Trump is because there is no sunlight between Trump lying and bullshitting through a topic he doesn't understand.
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The new Onion doesn't really have the juice, does it?
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Went to an art installation where you could listen to people's whispered secrets on a telephone receiver. Far from the intent, but it affirmed my habit of not really talking about myself to avoid boring people
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My UI pet peeve is substituting "time since" for a real timestamp. Cool, this was posted one month ago. Was that May 25 or April 30?
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The biggest change the Interview with the Vampire series made from the books is that the vamps now have working dicks
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People on Bsky seeking validation through building parasocial relationships with their followers: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! The same bskers getting overly familiar comments in their replies: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Almost everyone who has been (or was on track to becoming) the Main Character on Bsky has deactivated, which nukes their post history. This is called good design.
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Wa-hoo! Meesa Film Crit Jar Jar Binks, an meesa bin tinkin bout themes of loneliness and alienation in Sofia Coppola’s LOST IN TRANSLATION, okeyday? 1/n 🧵
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I wish I could. Alas
repost to mark yourself safe from having seen a Cybertruck in the wild yet I’m still pure and unsullied 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
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Remember, the weak leak in social media is always the people
Update: the mute has also self immolated
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Update: the mute has also self immolated
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It's kinda funny how defensive this entire site is getting about an article that basically said "All else being equal, in person socializing is better than online." Which seems pretty self evident.
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Bsky, if your "discourse" is short circuited by "I don't know or care who these posters are," then it isn't discourse. It's drama.
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Ben Shapiro: Liberal elites want us to, and I quote, "step into a Slim Jim." And I, I looked it up. A Slim Jim is, at most, 24 inches long and, hehe, one and a half inches wide. I ask you, who could fit inside that? Jordan Peterson: And that verb, to step. They're not asking us to squeeze in there.