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BillybobBojack

@billybobbojack.bsky.social

Chicago-based comedy writer/performer. Also a dank nerd lurking everywhere on the internet
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Watching the Dragonball seasons in reverse is so fucking funny cause you'll watch a character get goofed on like a coward clown bastard, then go back and watch everyone else shit themselves when he's introduced as a universal level threat with power that stretches thought
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We now have a website. udm14.com
Tell your friends about &udm=14
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Can we talk about your tails? Here are just 4 suggestions that are standard practice in professional comic book lettering. #comicbook #lettering #blambot
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Just using #PortfolioGay as an excuse to post drawings of these two dorks. Sam's straight, clueless and terrifyingly charming, Edwin is very, very confused and very sixteen. I love them so much. You can read the entire comic at utowncomic.com
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You know, Monopoly really undersells the power of owning the utilities. Like, sick, you rent out a couple houses. I control your drinking water.
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This one feels like a punch in the chest: Vinay Krishnan on the bird app.
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cis person: “are you stressed rn with all this anti-trans stuff in the news” me drunk last night at a friend’s birthday party:
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The Creator's Guide to Comics Devices is OPEN!!!!! comicsdevices.com An online library and meronomy of visual-narrative devices that are used in the medium of comics and other sequential art. 🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨
comicsdevices.com 🦇 A free online catalogue of comics devices Oct 31, 2023
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Fun comic sky/fan fic pitch: instead of a wacky hypothetical "what if" story, "what if" your favorite long-running character had an ending? Everything is the same as the continuity right now, but write them a satisfying final ending where they are. Does Batman forgive? Does Goku give up fighting?
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You know what I've found is necessary on every indie shoot? Someone to just watch the shit. I'm just chilling here with my coffee, babysitting a bunch of expensive gear
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"Bob Iger is a piece of shit clown bastard," is a sentence I did not choose to think, but nevertheless agree with
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We live in the future, and you're telling me there's still no way to cancel an elevator button? We're talking about space colonies and AI, and there's nothing stopping some snot-nosed kid from Home Alone 2ing my ass
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I feel like the mental health professionals at Arkham Asylum don't get enough credit. Like I was trained to deal with mental breakdowns and clinical depression, and you bring me a fucking crocodile man? What am I supposed to do? Convince him he's not a crocodile man?
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Currently pooping with some burning sage in one hand, phone in the other, open corona in the windowsill. Gonna get them demons out one way or the other
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@bsky.app Y'all really shoulda called the dark mode "Night Sky"
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I played a TV executive in a sketch yesterday. I think I nailed the look, honestly
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Fun fact, no one can stop you from buying a giant button of your own face and wearing it around. Toaster for scale
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A bop is a fun, poppy tune. A banger, meanwhile, is shit that goes hard
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You know, employee appreciation day is a pretty dark concept if you think about it. Like, this is it, your day. After this we go back to - business as usual
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Broke: "Can't wait for some awesome employee engagement with my #workfam!!!!" Woke: "Bah, bread and circuses! Your boss just puts this stuff on to trick you into thinking they care." Bespoke: "I get paid by the hour, and I'm going to make you pay me so much money to play silly, silly games."
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If Bluesky seems dead or low activity on your end it might be that you haven't yet made the most of its design. It's different from Twitter in some key ways so you have to interact differently. I'm writing these tips below from my non-techy perspective, techies please weigh in if I get things wrong:
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Let me tell you what it is I do online: I follow cool artists. Do I post my own art or the funny hahas I wrote? Fuck no, I don't. No post. Only neat images, please.