Christy, Butlerian Jihadist: His name isn't even Mr Peanut! His full name--and I'm not making this up--is "Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe." That's the name of someone who has a doctorate in phrenology. That's the name of someone who thinks lobotomies get a bad rap. This is the name of somebody with opinions on Rhodesia.

His name isn't even Mr Peanut! His full name--and I'm not making this up--is "Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe." That's the name of someone who has a doctorate in phrenology. That's the name of someone who thinks lobotomies get a bad rap. This is the name of somebody with opinions on Rhodesia.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I have decided to start a feud with Mr Peanut. I can no longer remain silent while this piece of shit legume Uncle Tom colonizer motherfucker is on the loose

This monkey nutfucker inherited a skull collection from his South African Uncle. I just know it.

The easiest billionaire to eat.

I will take an extra bite for my allergic comrades 🫡

That's the name of somebody who truly deserves to be burned, ground into a paste, and his remains used to convince a dog to eat a pill.

I hear once a month he buys a new Willy Wonka walking cane because the accumulated hobo bloodstains become too difficult for his valet to scrub off.

that's right - he was *awarded* the *title* of Mr peanut (after establishing exploitative farming practices in bolivia)

like YOU CAN LOOK THIS SHIT UP

this is the discourse I am here for

Just fyi, a monstrous kaiju Mr Peanut shows up in a comic I draw. It makes sense in context

*pronouncing Rhodesia with four distinct syllables

Remember when he went through a sudden rapid death and rebirth

That’s the name of a fella who is in his particular yacht club *because* they’re virulent racists.

Just eat him and relax

Hear me out: What if he’s just passing?

Thinking of my friend who got banned from Twitter for threatening Mr. Peanut

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