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ur twenties are all about dreaming about owning power tools
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ur thirties are all about owning power tools
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ur forties are all about using power tools
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ur fifties are all about mastering power tools
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ur sixties are all about teaching your grandkids how to use power tools
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ur seventies are all about picking who gets the power tools in your will
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When I say "trans people deserve to grow old" this is what I mean
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a complete set of milwaukee power tools for every trans person
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your afterlife is watching as your kids say "wow tools were built different back then" as global capitalism continues to degrade the quality of production
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*my* forties are all about figuring out where the fuck to PUT the power tools
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and getting excited about bird feeders
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Learned about cheap seed mixes and how they can attract rats....
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Oh yeah? Idk enough about any of it, but I bought some seed that is described as "energy mix" and I'm ready to watch these birds act like they're on speed
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I hung it next to a compost bin, and er lived near train tracks. It was like a Max Fleischer cartoon, birds and squirrels and chipmunks.. And then the music went minor key and the rats moved into the bin.
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*we... Moved the feeder away from the bin and switched to black oil sunflower seed. That worked for a while but the rats came back. Tried hot pepper oil to no avail. Settled for hot pepper suet cakes, win!
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Bird Meth Mix - so mainly just Blue Jays.
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I’m feeding crows (and a pair of scrub jays) peanuts in the shell. No feeder. Just rawdogging it. Wait…
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Aging ourselves a decade by looking at our tools