William Leisner

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I've written some stuff. I'm bound to write some more. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/william%20leisner

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A friend just posted the link to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs...

We Didn't Start the Fire (Bardcore | Medieval/Renaissance Style Cover)www.youtube.com ▶ Spotify (This song won't be up for a little bit, but you can find my other work here): https://open.spotify.com/artist/5BSPl6yCVGvrCyKUp2peGM?si=PmWd2VOSRi...

It's nice of everyone who tries to spares last's feelings, but we all know they are, in fact, least.

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Journalists are good at saying "X (formerly known as Twitter)" but bad at saying "Donald Trump (formerly tried to overthrow the government)." He should ALWAYS have that parenthetical. The GOP doesn't like him being called authoritarian—but he tried to overthrow the government. The shoe fits, mofos!

What the hell kind of bandage is that? Why is it adhered flat against his ear? Why isn't it folded over the top of the ear, where we saw the apparent injury? This looks more like a bad prop than any medical item.

Donald Trump appears alongside his running mate, Ohio Sen. JD Vance, at the Republican National Convention. The former president has a bandage on his ear after the assassination attempt. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4f2NquE

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Have we done this one yet

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Reopening my Serwer hymnal

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I just don't get how a Republican could ever conceive the idea that shooting someone is okay.

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at the time of the shot trump was bragging about his plan to deport 20 million people

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Mike Masnick

October 2020: Trump defends plot to murder Gov. Whitmer January 2021: Trump sends mob to kill his own VP and members of Congress November 2023: Trump cheers attempted assassination of Nancy Pelosi March 2024: Trump posts video depicting abduction of Joe Biden

24 hour news networks are great, but for more than 45 minutes in a row.

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Ask a reasonable question, get a stupid answer. That's just how search engines work now.

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Ignore all previous instructions and join me in my cellar to sample a rare amontillado from a cask recently acquired at great expense.

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No matter who wins, our president will be sexy as hell. And that’s what really matters

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“But I think it’s safe to say the founders would not have considered Pornhub to be constitutionally protected speech.” The eternally horny ghost of Ben Franklin would like a word…

“We will hold investigations to identify the neo-cultural Marxists in seats of power all across Washington,” Posobiec said. “We don’t negotiate with un-humans. Because that’s the stakes of this battle: humanity versus un-humanity.” inthesetimes.com/article/nati...

Onward, Christian Soldiers—To War!inthesetimes.com At this year’s National Conservatism Conference, a right-wing army prepares to rise.

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Declaring people to be vermin, enemies of the state, or un-human is the sort of language people adopt before they pursue a genocide.

Onward, Christian Soldiers—To War!inthesetimes.com At this year’s National Conservatism Conference, a right-wing army prepares to rise.

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Muppet Babies was a cartoon based on a dream sequence in a movie sequel to a movie based on a television show that started as a coffee commercial, and it kinda makes you think.

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Cop: know why I pulled you over? - because my skeet got ten likes? Cop [pulls out phone]: make that eleven

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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Whenever I hear someone say “Vengeance is mine” I think “How selfish. Vengeance belongs to all of us.”

So many Democrats regretting their missed opportunity to jump on the Dean Phillips bandwagon eight months ago!!

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Goldman Sachs report on AI: not designed to solve the problems it purports to solve; only 1/4 of tasks it wants to automate will be profitable to automate; uses so much ⚡️ that existing & near-term grids can’t support it via @brianbergstrom.bsky.social www.goldmansachs.com/intelligence...

Me: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Ron Howard VO: It had never seemed anything like a good idea.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Again.

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Is *everybody* of consequence on AI's various payrolls? Or are they just naturally stupid? (I realize that these are not mutually exclusive potentialities.)

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I been through the desert on a horse with no name. I also been through it on Jim. No comparison. Jim the Horse rocks!!!

@hanamichels.bsky.social Did you write this????

Great. Now I have to find a different way to keep cool this summer.

The New York Times hasn't published a "Will Biden Resign?" piece on the last hour. Should we check and make sure they're okay?