Darren Ewing

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writer. television director. earned a few shiny things. scotland is home. but, i own an old pub in ireland. currently making a show in chicago. science. athiest. he/him/his

ⓘ i don't keep my interactions here indefinitely

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"Oh God, what happened? Why can’t I hear anything on the right side of my head?"

Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Earwww.theonion.com BUTLER, PA—Groggy and bleary-eyed as he returned to consciousness, a terrified Donald Trump Jr. reportedly awoke in an ice-filled tub Monday to discover he was missing an ear. “Hello? Is anyone here?”...

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!

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. I've had time to think about it, and am convinced that the lime in the coconut will not, in fact, relieve your bellyache.

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living in this country is like being awake on the table

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If we could just fast forward to the part where we're only seeing pictures of JD Vance upside down with his feet attached to a lamp-post that would be just great, thanks everyone

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Vance has the most punchable face on a national ticket since Dan Quayle

me old mum's birthday is coming - she'll hit 90 on august 1st, (though i'm constantly telling her she's 90 already as nice round numbers better remind her she shouldn't be driving or mud-wrestling-for-jesus.🙄) she likes kindle books - thinking about the "kindle scribe" - anybody out there use one?

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Writers - this ALCS survey on AI is worth your while filling out: emails.alcs.co.uk/c/AQiCAhDzw_...

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Excited to see this: Jurassic Girl: The Adventures of Mary Anning, Paleontologist and the First Female Fossil Hunter (Dinosaur books for kids 8–12) 9/10/24 #1 New Release in Children's European Biographies Preorders in the US, Europe, and Canada: www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Gir...

Jurassic Girl: The Adventures of Mary Anning, Paleontologist and the First Female Fossil Hunter (Dinosaur books for kids 8–12): Hollow, Michele C.: 9781646047178: Amazon.com: Bookswww.amazon.com Jurassic Girl: The Adventures of Mary Anning, Paleontologist and the First Female Fossil Hunter (Dinosaur books for kids 8–12) [Hollow, Michele C.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jurassic Girl: The Adventures of Mary Anning, Paleontologist and the First Female Fossil Hunter (Dinosaur books for kids 8–12)

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Hi friends! As you probably know, I'm in San Diego, home of the great Comic-Con. I know a lot of you will be there and some of you are doing really cool things there, so please drop your badass con-related project/talk/book/story/art/music/whatever and I'll elevate it here (and maybe see you there)

RIP Jim Sikking - 20 shows together & you never got tired of adding to agnes moorhead's "darren" versions. i was derwood, dustbin, draino, doofus, dagwood, dimwit, etc. but...there was always an "i love you, dingus" card attached to a bottle of scotch at then end of the shoot. i'll miss you, jeb.🥃

my bluesky account is turning onto an obituary column.😔

like mara's, my path crossed wi' shannen's only a few times in non-work settings, but she was always gracious, kind, and very knowledgable about her craft. those who knew her well have always told me she was a lovely person. her work was always exceptional. rest in peace, lass.🥃😔

When I was 12 I went to Danny DeVito’s New Year’s Eve party. I’d found some girls my age, but wanted my little sister to have fun, too. Then I saw this woman on the dance floor squat down to my sister’s height, say “Hi, what’s your name? I’m Shannen!” and take her by the hand to dance with her.

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Look for the helpers? But Mr. Rogers, the Secret Service shot him.

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I’m an actual pacifist. I want all guns banned. I just need the left to do less “violence is bad even when it happens to Trump” and more “this is the world Trump wants the rest of us to live in.”

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just used some remote control vibrating anal beads to win a hot dog eating contest

knackered. been flying around the planet going to funerals all week. last one tomorrow...my usaf vet mate, larry. i posted his pic here last dec holiday. he was chief eng for jfk's presidential helo detail. we did a few stupid things wi' helicoptors & motorcycles together. i will miss him.

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So…I’m currently writing a book about Black mediamakers and US democracy. I have interviewed many inc. current+former employees of you know where. I’ve done years of research. I just want to say: you have no f-ing idea from the outside the fight these folks are fighting to try to save you chill out

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Took a little walk today, went to a local bookstore and a bakery, came back with a new book and a cookie. 10/10, would recommend

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First Lady, Dr. Jill Biden, is a military mom, grandmom, and daughter of a veteran. It was great to have her here in Georgia this week as she launched Veterans and Military Families for Biden-Harris. Amazing to see so many veterans supporting candidates up and down the ballot.

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@sadknob.bsky.social I haven't got round to digging out the pet photography you asked me about. But this is a small sample of work I did for a friend's wedding.

Trying to inspire myself by looking over some of my old work. Someone asked me about doing wedding photography on Saturday. These are just a couple of detail shots from a few years ago. A wedding present for the bride, a good friend. #fineartphotography #naturallightphotography #weddingphotography

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Some of my Oils for a Wednesday evening x Have a lovely one 😀

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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Weekwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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Hahahahahaha! Fuck off. *swears in poor and knackered* www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Saving money regularly helps you sleep better - academicswww.bbc.co.uk A quarter of UK adults have less than £100 tucked away, but a report says a savings habit aids mental wellbeing.

just seeing eddie murphy has released a new "beverly hills cop" picture on netflix and i am going to put everything down tonight and enjoy it. he's always made me smile and laugh.

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Basic income is just money. Poverty is unjust lack of money.

i want to go walk slowly through a museum and be surrounded by extraordinary things until they throw me out.