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BlonicYouth

@blonicyouth.bsky.social

Associates degree recipient
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my superpower is an incredibly low tolerance for weed. I'm capable of passing out cold from amounts that would barely effect normal people.
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I don't do much Celtics-Posting these days but I'll be watching this hourly if anyone needs me (apologies for the bad-site link) x.com/Banner18Boog...
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Talking to the cashier after 17 straight days of isolation: "yeah so pretty much I think that Mixolydian is the most 'punk' mode you know?"
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Reading "well actually" comments under running technique videos made by an olympic gold medalist.
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they are basically illegal in the US but I want a Kei van so bad its like battery acid in my mouth
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Waffle House 4ever.
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"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater." -Albert Einstein What even is this? What a dipshit.
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had a tab open on my browser so long that the website seems to have died and I don't remember what the page was. Winning the long game.
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I'm having extra ribs added until I'm tall enough to suck G-d's dick.
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He changed music AND posted this like 24 hours before he left Earth. Legend is too weak a word
The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
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what if someone offered you coffee but it was just free-floating in a plastic bag?
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let out the skeleton inside you
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need to eat a 7000 calorie breakfast every morning for my job of jacking off everyone at the bus stop in front of Aldi's
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groomer reqs for a toxic dog? a dog with terrible ambition?
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Cinnamon Bun frosting is elf cum
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looking for something to be a Kind of Guy about. I'm thinking "American but pushing for the use of a 24 hour clock"
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job market looking a little grim lately
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sherwood forest, screenshot, apple II (1982) www.mobygames.com/game/9302/sh...
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*trying to write a song* "I'll never be good enough my lyrics suck everyone will hate it/me. I'm so depressed I'm gonna listen to some Radiohead." Thom Yorke: "abloo abloo abloo! suckin on a leeeeemon suckin on a leeeeemooooonnn!"
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"alot" should be a word. cancel me.
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one thing blue sky still needs from twitter is all the guys with "I must Reply to the Weather lady" brain
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some people are bitter they haven't gotten a lot of opportunities but some of the "well I guess it's all about WHO you know!" crowd are just angry they might have to make friends and be good at their jobs