Some of y'all need to eat grass. Not just touch it, eat it. I know you can't digest it. I think it would be good to spend a couple days in the bathroom wondering why you're like this.
While not technically legal in this state, I’ve heard they have chewables for that now. They don’t have as much fiber as you’d expect, but my glaucoma has never been better!
I have a really bad phobia, too. I cannot imagine asking someone else to change their behavior so I don't see something I am scared of. Like FFS, I am not the only person on the planet.