Deep need to bite their little heads off! That’s why so many songbird species have gone extinct. Domestic cats are an invasive species in North America - thank you for keeping yours indoors! (That’s what I do, too.)
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
No offense to @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, but I give myself a 50/50 shot here, with additional concern for innocent bystanders.
Ok, I got a photo of my (other) neighbor’s yard. They have two of these brick posts, with two different dogs and people, all trees in different positions. Makes me chuckle.
