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And now of course Nintendo is forcing you to play as Zelda as a way of erasing the traditional hypermasculinity of Link
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forcefemmed by woke Nintendo
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The only route they can take to correct this is hypermasculine butch Zelda
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I actually liked girly Zelda in the tears game but her past lives have certainly been more fluid.
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Well, I’d love for Sheik to return honestly.
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So hypermasc with that slutty lil waist of his. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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excited to play a zelda game where princess link is the protagonist instead of the elfin hero, zelda
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I wanna retweet this but experience has taught me too many people that follow me have no sense for sarcasm or irony.
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The character in my WIP is constantly called “Fuckboi” because he ironically changed his social media handle to Fuckboi right before the system took him and made it his default system name. The intergalactic sentient parasite he ingested ridicules him for being so stupid. No irony on the internet
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Woke has gone too far, first they name the series after a girl and now ya play as one?! It's unprecedented In the series!? Gonna call it legend of link and make him the princess next?! Smh my head
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Super excited for the worst gamergate takes to come rolling in like a stale fart
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Yeah like they should’ve given us femboy link first 😒
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If men like Link’s “masculine philosophies” so much why don’t they act more like him?????? IT ISN’T ALL BREAKING BOXES AND GETTING CURBSTOMPED BY SMALL BIRDS, YOU GUYS SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO PPL AND HELP THEM WITH THEIR PROBLEMS TOO
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Google did not disappoint me:
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Truly a buffet of manliness
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Link should turn into a wolf again. to prove how het he is.
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You can’t even have the plot of Zelda 2 anymore because of woke.
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Will no one think of giving Link a break?!! No one?
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Ah yes because scrawny little bitch boy Link is the first thing that comes into my head when I think of “traditional hyper masculinity” Move over Doom Slayer, Link the Twink is gonna make you look like a bitch!!!
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Wait until XY players find out that they won't be able to finish the game unless they agree to wear an estrogen patch daily for one year.
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You know, that slim, peculiar face-looking slightly feminine elf. Total hypermasculine
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For decades, the video game industry has been catering to the kind of guy that got hyped seeing Awakening toy Link defeat Ganon and then went cold at the Zelda reveal; he also thought that Wind Waker "looked like shit" in 2002, and in 2044 he'll unironically put Echoes of Wisdom in his top 10.
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Wait his name isn’t Zelda??
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I remember seeing old Venture Bros promos and thinking “Why is Link in this Johnny Quest parody?”