Blerdy & Bratty (in West Coast red)

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Blerdy & Bratty (in West Coast red)

@bratiosa.bsky.social

I didn’t choose the blerd life, but it fits so well. 💋

Bad movies, blerd shit, plants & urban garden farm, pets, & animals & random legal words that you can drop over bottomless mimosas @ brunch 🥂cheers bitches!
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The New York Times Crisis of Confidence: badly shaken in the wake of bad editorial decisions, many are calling for the paper to resign.
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Everybody freaking out about extrajudicial killings is going to lose it when they find out about the existence of cops.
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I’m just going to come out and say it, eating dog is unpatriotic for Americans. And bc I used “unpatriotic” I don’t have to explain.
I did not have "pictures of RFK Jr with barbecued dog" on my hellspace bingo card today
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We are one step closer to the dystopian future that leads to the end of America and to the rise of the machines or whatever
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timeline cleanse
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All the wild bunnies in our backyard attracted new neighbors last year. The bunnies and owls are back this year. I hope whoever wins this battle, the chipmunks lose.
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He’s such a cutie! Dutch is 1 of my dream #rabbit breeds. How does the breed compare to the Netherland Dwarf?
Today’s episode of “Nope, Ididnotdothat”, Starring Mr Wipneus
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Oh okay so ppl on here really take themselves seriously…where’s the section for ppl just tryna kick it & geek?
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Dot & Sexyy Red merging in my head like WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP it’s that booty meat…😩
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Dan Jones really may be the sexiest historian alive. 🫦
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Rough 7 days for Canada. Drake’s Pop Out L, D. Sutherland’s death, and losing the #StanleyCup to a *cough* Florida team.
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A Rabbit Owner Story: This is Bambi. Bambi has been negging me for half a decade. Bambi is a jerk. I love Bambi.
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A Hockey game tonight will unite the douchiest Province in Canada with the douchiest State in the US. Sport can transcend racism, ignorance and syphilis.
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Best believe you’ll be seeing some fake ass looking wigs on a 70’s ass TV show 😂 they dgaf
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Not to be racist, but Dr. Zaius isn’t shook over General Urko. Gorillas can’t run a nation.
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Dr. Zaius is 🗑️ in every iteration of Planet of the Apes but the Simpsons’ Zaius apologist-ass ep
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Ngl my dude Roddy is the highlight of this show but I love seeing ape Sarek manhandle ppl
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#StanleyCup #NHL got my man distracted. Now I can watch what I want to in peace: The Planet of The Apes live TV show. W/ a #toke this is the funniest shit ever 😶‍🌫️
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Yo, we still doing fandoms? What is the name of the Planet of The Apes fandom? I need a know who my ppl are 👀👀👀
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The #Celtics won their league record breaking 18th #NBA title. After years of getting close, the Cs finally bought the gold lady home. Context for: FINALLY 18
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I love seeing Will Smith on screen, but sometimes you gotta tell his movies no 😂
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Not my #celtics dude D. White looking and sounding like Lucky the Leprechaun 2024 😂😂 #nbafinals
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Yup, I’d pick speed camera support day on Bluesky to start using the app. 😳🙄
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Wtf in policing state bs is this?
if you don't like the idea of a traffic camera snapping a photo of your car for speeding there is a very easy solution
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@whmpodcast.bsky.social is doing I,Robot (2004) this month. My s/o likes Asimov books & hates the movie so much he refuses to watch it again after 20 years. I’m may not be ready for such a Will Smith L this close to Juneteenth 😂
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