Brendel: Please do not listen to cable news idiots. Please do not spread their ramblings. They are less than dogs, less than animals.

Please do not listen to cable news idiots. Please do not spread their ramblings. They are less than dogs, less than animals.

Wanna know how over it is?

I know about that post, I told Jeff he watched two sexy men

I apologize, Brendel. I realize that you are the Tiedrich Studies director around here and I should not have approached the master in this way. Please do not revoke my Tiedrich Town membership

Love to turn on the news to learn the president lost the debate because he wasn’t effective enough at getting his opponent to admit he was lying

But I need to know what James Carville thinks!!!!

—millions of people, across three fucking decades, for some reason

Because he worked for Bill Clinton and Clinton won. Ergo, Clinton won because Carville is a genius. Also, he's married to a Republican, so bipartisan!

the west wing gave an entire generation of liberals a ridiculous hardon for the sicko fetish of bipartisanship when anyone sane knows that republicans have been an ideological enemy of all that is good for over five decades

No conclusive evidence that cable news guys aren't just a memetic virus, mindlessly reproducing as it bounces through the airwaves

the most correct takeaway after any debate

digging up jake tapper screenshots

I mean dogs are higher than them, but don't use dogs as a measuring stick; rude to dogs

When the major networks have election night theme songs and panels like a pre and post game sports broadcast, you can widely ignore all of that.

you got it dude

The rush to say that Biden must step aside now is like the worst clout-chasing short-termism. The concerns about age remain the same as they were yesterday and the same as they will be in November, though having a cold doesn't help.

Pundits suck. “You’re talking a lot, but you’re not saying anything!” 🎶

we should probably just stop talking about the election until July when we find out if Trump is going to prison or not

I never have and I never will.

Dogs are wonderful loving creatures. What the fuck is your problem with dogs?

Wdym dogs are awesome, just like other animals.

Less than dogs. Why are you complimenting them?!

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