This entire website is about 20 minutes away from being a fight scene from Anchorman. Tridents, werewolves, a laser that turns you into a child, Jay Johnston is there and you turn to your date to tell them about his role in Jan 6th even though she doesn’t know who he is or care,
It is funny and great that you can say this about this website and have it be true but then a day later someone will be like “what was that even about?” and you have no idea