Pearl River Flow

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Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer.
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Service industry workers on their breaks today after a long holiday week like

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Maybe I love having covid. You can't prove that I don't

oh shit they're onto us Message level: IVY for immediate implentation druids only baneberry ume rhododendron nettle

A band that everyone agrees sucked shit play one gig in Manchester - everyone who attends goes on to form their own band, shaping UK music for decades. Their artist is the nephew of the founder of the druidic order. You're telling me that this is all "a coincidence"? and that "this is a Wendy's"?

that's where the automobiles are

Automobiles Cook, NE

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graffiti artists are a vital part of the community

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I refuse to be subjugated by soft drinks, tyvm.

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ACAB

Important penguin news

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I can’t explain how fucked up it is that Threads created a more hostile atmosphere to the New York Times than we did. Tony the Tiger brand humping website just beat our asses.

Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.

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I canceled my subscription to WaPo a few years back because they did a very similar puff piece– it was about a ranch in TX that is a "home" for single pregnant women (and I am using "women" specifically here for a reason). What it actually is is a Christian work camp.

Either the NY Times has staff reporters that can't recognize white supremacist shit unless it literally comes with swastikas, or they see a purpose in puff pieces about white supremacists. Neither reflects well on them.

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for the love of god

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book

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I imagine this is what it was like to go up against Andre the Giant in the ring

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Me thinking up Posts

"Oooh, yay, terrorists recruiting! Bonus!" - the CIA probably

The only US intelligence agency that got Iraq right and was ignored is again sounding the alarm.

Gaza war a recruiting boon for terrorists, U.S. intelligence showswww.washingtonpost.com Anger at the United States over its role in Israel’s war in Gaza has galvanized terror groups globally, the State Department’s top intelligence official says.

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this was as intimidating as a person could get in the late 80's

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You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is.

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Streaming services really help separate the art from the artist. Feel free to enjoy entertainment by sex pests knowing that no artists are in any way profiting from their works.

SOMEONE PLEASE

I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)

I have in fact shown up to DM in a wizard robe.

a) imagine what a power move it would be to show up at your AD&D™ table wearing a $70 Complete Wizard Outfit 2) $70 in 1982 works out to $228 today

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"Now THAT'S a damn fine cup of coffee." [cues up the Angelo Badalamenti music]

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“Tooms” is a great episode, not just because it brings back the best Monster Of The Week of season 1, but because it introduces to everyone’s favorite middle manager: Walter Skinner!

Fun Fact: the British pyro guy "Bob/Cecil" from "Fire" (nailed it on the name, guys) would go on to portray Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol, but in my head they're the same guy.

tonight, on The X-Files: Mulder develops a fear of fire for exactly one episode, and we’re expected to feel bad about members of the British nobility burning to death

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forget about doritos chips & victorian urchins, 1 double shift at a waffle house would destroy any billionaire

what does he mean by “work?”

I never put it together until THIS skeet, but when we were watching "One Breath" when I was like, 13 or so, my dad just blurts out "Is Scully the sister of the kid from Twin Peaks?" to my mom, which got me to watch that show on VHS

Coop… coop… coop

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if we are running cops now: scully/fluke man 2024

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Every August, typeface designers flock to the middle of the desert for a week of sex & drugs, and they erect a large wooden word with all the spacing fucked up. They call it Kerning Man

forbidden sausage

Went for a walk and ran across this friend. Either a) a Five-lined Skink or b) a Broad-headed Skink or c) Southeastern Five-lined Skink

Me, at the beginning of the thread: Oh, this could use the American cheese cave surplus. Me, at the middle of the thread: hell yes we're bringing out the surplus cheese

POSTAL BANKING is a great idea and it leads me to my other great idea: FEDERAL SANDWICH. Guaranteed access to a sandwich to anyone who wants one at ANY US Federal Govt facility. Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up: