THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT
-- the internet is now obsessed with Manny Jacinto, which I support
-- please help me buy Paramount (I will do a good job)
-- hot dogs
Opening section is free, as always
briancgrubb.substack.com/p/the-five-s...
If you didn’t already know this, I think it is vitally important that you know the name of Jason Mranz’s ranch is “The Mranch.” I hope when you go there he does that to all words starting with r. “This is the Mrefrigerator, that’s the Mroomba, here’s the Mrec Mroom.”
Oh, I'm just operating under the assumption that he's going to insist that you meet the cat, because once you do, his determination to get back home will all make sense.