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THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- the internet is now obsessed with Manny Jacinto, which I support -- please help me buy Paramount (I will do a good job) -- hot dogs Opening section is free, as always briancgrubb.substack.com/p/the-five-s...
The Five Spot: Good For Manny Jacintobriancgrubb.substack.com Also this week: Hot dogs, Barbenheimer II, and cat-related dance news
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If you didn’t already know this, I think it is vitally important that you know the name of Jason Mranz’s ranch is “The Mranch.” I hope when you go there he does that to all words starting with r. “This is the Mrefrigerator, that’s the Mroomba, here’s the Mrec Mroom.”
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I like that you said “when you go there” and not “if you go there”
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Oh, I'm just operating under the assumption that he's going to insist that you meet the cat, because once you do, his determination to get back home will all make sense.
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my commitment to journalistic principles means i must meet the cat
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I cannot understate just how hot Manny Jacinto has been in the Star Wars show
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if i looked like him i wouldn't even own a shirt
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God bless our beautiful himbo Sith Lord.
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It's astonishing that he hasn't really had any big work since The Good Place. A national tragedy really