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I hope the 1,000,000th signup got a cool popup like this one
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Now please get rid of these 🙂
They're literally coming one after another now. It's fucked up
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Is it really social media if it isn’t infested by a lot of low-effort, space-occupying noise, though? I mean, how else do we foster a sense of venomous competition if not with a rousing game of “Beat the Bots,” you know? This sentiment has been brought to you be the piquant taste of Diet Pee™️.
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nooooo that would make numby go downnnn :(
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Who is the one millionth user and why haven't all the rest of us hidden behind a curtain to give him a welcome scare?
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If he or she comes from twitter, she or he came already scared.
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They're in a tent, getting checked for parasites by Bluesky's doctor who oversees the Twitter refugee resettlement program for the UN, while @acab4cutie.bsky.social chats with them about what to expect here.
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i was just about to ask if the millionth user got a special email or something at least.. like the confetti effect in imessage lol
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I just got my invite today!
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Congratulations on leaving Twitter and welcome to Twitter.
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Welcome to my nonsense.
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Welcome, Jay! Glad to have you join us!
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Way to go. Where are the "Alarmed" from #YaleClimateComm's Six Americas? Let's follow and support each other! "Everyone should be alarmed." — @katharinehayhoe.com #ClimateCrisis #EndFossilFuels climatecommunication.yale.edu/about/projec...
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1.000.000 de usuários sem Gif, sem vídeo e sem DM. Mas vamos vivendo
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Treinando para a minha candidatura kkkk
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Pior q às vezes pode não ser tão ruim assim
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Eu gosto de recursos a mais, sobre DM tem os inconvenientes mas era só dar a opção de trancar e ser feliz. Fico imaginando como se vai atrair qualquer tipo de patrocínio dessa forma tão simples. Já deu tempo de ser feito algumas mudanças, parece que estagnou algo tão promissor
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Não queremos números, queremos qualidade
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Boooaa!!! 👏👏👏 O que custa pelo menos uma DM pra a gente poder fazer fofoca??? Isso aqui tá quase parecendo o mIRC... ops! No mIRC lá nos anos 90 tinha o privado (DM)
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E outra coisa. Estão focando na capacidade de suporte na quantidade de usuários, mas tem coisas que faltam pra manter eles ativos, ai na minha cabeça não faz tanto sentido
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Congrats! Now don’t make the same mistake as Elon and we’ll be friends. ☺️
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Bluesky is way much better than Twitter now named X garbage. Good work!👌🏻
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Congrats! Now I just need DMs so I can finally stop going to Twitter for one-on-one communication for my projects.
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Mastodon is pretty cool or you could start a discord server for your clients and/or coworkers
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I just joined today and would like to think that I was 999,999. I would never presume to be the 1M.
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It's me, what do I win
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nice, this will go well with my big tiddy alf from mastodon
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While the growth is slow, it seems to be an organic growth that has lasting staying power, unlike Threads, which was such a cheap rip-off attempt which is now a ghost town.
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just joined today, awesome 😊💙
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that 1.000.000 person was ME 😁😇
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omg thats me im one of them!!!!!!!!!
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Congratulations on your steady momentum. People clearly wanted a positive "clean air" environment, and the initial exodus sent them in several different directions. It seems as if, after people have had the chance to explore alternatives, you've become the preferred choice. Keep up the good work.