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this guy is outside blowing up what appears to be half sticks of dynamite rn btw
me: we NEED communities. all we have is each other. none of us can survive without connection and humanity and solidarity me after 20 straight minutes of my neighbor sitting below my window and revving his motorcycle as loud as he can:
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i'm about to be on the news
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there is no talking to this guy bc he is literally always shitfaced drunk. right now he's in american flag swim trunks with no shirt on tossing explosives into the street
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I am sorry to say it, but this is sounding worryingly like a case of dudes rock, the more you describe.
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Sir, you besmerch the dude's rock's cause with this damnible heresy
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I may be misunderstanding the concept? The thread certainly seems against me here. I had assumed "Half dressed man celebrating July 4th with repeated explosions. He cannot be stopped or negotiated with. Other hobbies include revving" was fairly squarely in the zone. Alas, I live and learn.
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close but this is actually a dangerously intoxicated man operating motor vehicles and handling explosives directly outside the place where i live
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his friends are out there with him and i heard his friend telling him "jokingly" that he didn't want him riding his motorcycle later bc he's so drunk but he clearly wasn't joking
i love how the cops are so useless that you cannot call them to intervene to potentially save someone's life because it's like a 50/50 they'll just shoot him to death or idk arrest him and ruin the rest of his life etc
this is why I have resorted to "creative" community based solutions to both motorcycle and fireworks related neighborhood issues
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i'm not usually the 'call the cops' sort and if he gets through the evening with fewer fingers than he started with i really couldnt care less BUT now im worried hes gonna hurt someone besides himself
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