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aka spatulatrix aka benamas aka catricks mom aka the auxiliarist formerly known as et1 aka the dragonase lab rat aka flamingspatula
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megaman wiki casually mentions that strikeman (the giant baseball) has intentionally sent a person to the hospital while working his job as a pitching machine. for some reason this made me think "what if 'roboenza' was fake and the robots just hated their jobs"
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it's a start...send me more!! yellow5.com/pokey/links/
do you have a website you would like to share with people? comics, writing, visual art, music, etc? I'm setting up a "links to friends and fun stuff" thing on pokey's site
POKEY'S LINKSyellow5.com
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:( theyre doing psycho torture to robocop and he doesnt have the emotional capacity to deal with it because he's only got like 1/3 of a brain left and the other 2/3 is a computer coldly programmed for obedience acabec (all cops are bastards except columbo) of course but i still feel bad for him
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helping my partner gloober up their (much nicer and more complex) bike gears with fluid film they were worried because it had gotten all rusty in storage but i was right that it was all just surface rust
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the cat woke me up too early and my brain dont work today, apologies in advance for anything stupid
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In another example, Facebook, Google, even Musk all claimed they could connect the remaining 2 billion people not on the internet. Facebook and Google provided insane ideas like drones and helium balloons. Huawei meanwhile just sold normal cell phone towers cheap. Guess who won?
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i checked my ttrpg stats and under Gold it said the person reading this post 🫵
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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
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Saw this on mastodon and it is fantastic. AI in medicine
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i am the viper... i vish to vash and vipe the vindows...
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catrish sucking down that fantasia like
before/after
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i was talking with my boss (cell biologist, has done breast cancer research but isn't a "breast cancer researcher) the other day about hrt stuff, which he has some professional interest in, and learned a few interesting things
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Ohhhhh my god he broke his foot? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite dr. scholl
hey that's where he broke his foot. did you guys know that? he broke his foot kicking that helmet. that scream of anguish was very real because he broke his foot kicking the helmet. that's what made the helmet fly so far because he kicked it so hard that he broke his foot
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personally i would not have bene tempted to put the ring on because i have too many sensory issues with wearing jewelry.
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i love when video games put 'old lady head' on 'generic woman body' or, this is what happens when you put sunscreen on your arms but not your face
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theres a LITTLE bit of play in the front fork but its rideable and the guts aint hanging out anymore thankys to @sundancecyclist.bsky.social for helping
my bike rides real nice with the tires inflated but i forgot this bearing got pwned... gotta figure out what its even called so i can get a fresh one
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i ate too many of those jalapeno crunchy pretzel pieces... i hadn't had them in years... i knew they were a trap... but they were so good...
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seeing my tits in the mirror and involuntarily doing a sponsorship ad read for progesterone like its raid shadow legends
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me, glancing at my bf's phone: Sonic would never me, looking more closely: oh
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squirrel is the human word for nut creature
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by allah you people are dogs i will skeet as usual
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(two big burly gangster guys) we made em squoit just like you said boss
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this would fix me
fig. a: Me posting about this fucking election on bluesky
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if i had a nickel for every time robocop, a character who explicitly cannot eat normal human food, was in an advertising campaign for fried chicken specifically, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice