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Austin. He/him. 30-something Texan transplanted to Minnesota. Professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️‍🌈

All other socials: carillonghorn

If you know me irl… look away. 🙊
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 5 hr
still hate being alive fyi
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 14 hr
y’all something magical happened tonight i bottomed without douching (last-minute decision)… and it was okay. no issues at all ibs who? i don’t know her
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Ryan Kamen Rider Pride🏳️‍🌈 @dearzeus.bsky.social · 16 hr
To the leftists who refuse to vote, I get it. I also hate Biden and the DNC. But unlike them, the GOP will do anything to see Project 2025 succeed. Even if we're just staving it off for 4 years we need to do that. We need 4 years to starve the Republicans of a platform.
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 20 hr
oh btw i’m in western connecticut for work the next three days so if any bloomfies wanna come spit in my mouth the dms are open 🫣
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · a day
horror’s my fav! the original halloween and halloween ii are the best (well, the first one is good. second is terribly great 😂); if we’re talking modern stuff, i love x!
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · a day
i look like a big toe in real life but i’m glad my carefully-curated selfies are cute 😂
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · a day
don’t cancel me but i like straight boy boxers 🙊
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glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 2 days
what it's currently like to be an american
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 5 mo
I dunno, man… *my response to anything
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · a day
also goddamn i am doing so bad mentally lol
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · a day
why do i subject myself to these 5:00 am flights 😩
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 2 days
in my ass 🤤 cum makes me gag—i can count on one hand the number of times i’ve swallowed lmao
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 2 days
never; i hate and fear children
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 2 days
hi i don’t ignore these; ngl delays stuff by like two weeks for me :( thanks, it’s the mental illness ngl.link/carillonghorn
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T. Thorn Coyle @thorncoyle.bsky.social · 2 days
If you want access to free books, please get a library card. In the US, the more people there are with library cards, the more funding libraries have access to. Libraries provide more than books. They are a community resource. As an author and reader, I support libraries! #books #libraries
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 2 days
gotta wake up at 4:00 for a 5:20 flight 😩
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luke @coolhand.bsky.social · 2 days
Everything happening in the news today can eat a big heaping bag of dicks
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Nachos, but in a box. @nachosinabox.xyz · 4 days
Regular reminder:
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Greg @cbusbear.bsky.social · 3 days
Such a relatable mood.
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Oh no I want to suck dick but there are none to suck 😔
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Pfister @pfister.bsky.social · 3 days
Sex with friends is the best sex.
Sexually Suggestive
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 3 days
tag yourself i’m pegging
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 4 days
y’all i just had some of the hottest sex of my life
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Ben @mrpianoman82.bsky.social · 4 days
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tim barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 4 days
they’re really out here tryna out-Reagan each other
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KAFUI. 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 4 days
Oh my god. They weren’t shooting at him. They were shooting at us. He was just in the way. He saved us all.
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 5 days
i need to make out with hole immediately or i fear i may perish i’m like a sickly victorian child but instead of consumption it’s lack of hairy ass in my face
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 5 days
i did my math wrong it was actually 33% 👹
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guess who just got a 25% raise at work for getting top-level credentials in his fielddddddd
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The Bareback Contessa @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 5 days
why is my fyp on tiktok almost entirely republican christian bullshit all of a sudden
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It's ya boi Nixo 🍉 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 9 mo
Yeah we love fat cocks, but is anyone else experiencing The Dread™ ?