Greg

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Better a faggot than a facist. They/them
Thirsty 🏳️‍🌈 nerd and 🐈 dad in Columbus, OH
Occasionally NSFW. Minors DNI 🔞

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When I’ve finally managed to get two guys to cum on my face at once.

And here we are, ten years later. Significantly more judgmental, but still playful as hell.

These two pictures are from the day Simone came into my life, exactly 10 years ago today. She was so tiny!!! And such a little ham.

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Prime Day has always been very special to me because papá would come home from the Amazon factory with a bottle of piss for everyone

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They must be sharp kids

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these relics are a part of my religion

Please, I’m begging you. At least get a consultation for a cover up on your HP tattoos. It’s for the best.

You know what’s not a massive turnoff? Tattoos of creatures you love. You know what is a massive turnoff? Deathly Hallows tattoos

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O Captain! my Captain!

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When Bob Dole was the nominee everyone had a tight five about how he was the oldest a man has ever been and he was younger than both nominees are now

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I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION! I LOVE TRAINS, TRAMS, SUBWAYS, AND STREETCARS! I LOVE PAYING TAXES THAT INVEST IN THIS PUBLIC GOOD!

one benefit to living in a bigger city than where I'm from is I get to meet more internet friends! Denver doesn't have the most developed train system, but since I'm meeting my friend downtown, thought I would check it out to see what's up.

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Mom (angrily): Do you ever get tired of being right? ::mimes taking a long slow drag on a cigarette, exhaling slowly & making smoke rings:: Me: No.

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lol remember when Black Rifle Coffee was reduced to panicked gibbering when their TaCTiCaL CaWfEe branding was worn by a Jan 6th insurrectionist? They lie down with dogs, and are perpetually shocked when they get up with fleas.

I can't believe the leopards in my audience watching my leopard bait videos would buy and wear MY merch use offer code LEOPARDS for 20% off your next purchase www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Demolition Ranch YouTuber says he's 'shocked and confused' Trump shooter was wearing channel's T-shirtwww.nbcnews.com “This channel was never meant to incite violence or hate,” YouTuber Matt Carriker said Monday. “I don’t want any violence or hate anywhere around me.”

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Away from it all. 🏔 (commission)

I would like some time with his tool.

Tooltime Tuesday with RebelDonkey. #bySarge

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i don't really care if his supporters actually believe this, I think printing anything that legitimizes the idea that Trump is appointed by god is super dangerous.

Trixie with scruff is… disorienting

who is this biological heterosexual man on trixie mattels youtube channel?

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some people’s posts give off carpeted bathroom vibes

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Can the gays NOT thirst after JD Vance please for the love of god

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED TO NUZZLE

Someone said tummy Tuesday?

But, like, I’ve now experienced this twice in my life and there really is nothing better when you’re getting to know someone.

What if we stayed in bed and got really existential about life, talked about the ridiculous social constructs that we sadly have to adhere to at times, and imagine a world we would want to live in? And cuddles as well

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HAHAHAHAHAHA 🔪

Vance is like what if Chucky, but Cabbage Patch doll

Nah. Desert/Sand/Sun level

has it occurred to anyone that we might be in this video game’s water level

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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

Your nudes and kinks are safe with me. I was recently really vulnerable with some of my kinks with someone and it turns out we have compatible interests. And personalities that mesh well.

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I don't understand doomsday preppers. The whole point of an apocalypse is that we get a free easy way out.

There’s a certain level of calm that comes with acceptance of this terrible fate. And a very large quantity of precum.

My antidepressants won’t let me cum 🥴

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it’s just a fun activity for all involved

Normalize telling me when you’ve had a bad day.

Normalize consensually fellating your bros with tender loving eye contact when they’re having a bad day.

The Wenis is a dance!

Everybody do the Wenis!

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Oh my god