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Normalize having happy hour from 9AM-11AM because that's when we need it the most.

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hello? i need to report a possible dirty innuendo

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Alternating Replacements and Son Volt songs to achieve the perfect brain balance

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Talking to the birds

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If I get kidnapped after work, you all know that it was the Prank Caller

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The evening air and the sound of the cicadas

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This celebration could’ve been an email.

Fuck you auto coriander

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Boom! POP! Pow! Kablooie! - 1960s Batman watching fireworks

A Blondie/Tommy Tutone mashup: Call Me/867-5309 Sorry I’ll see myself out…

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Stop being reasonable. Go fucking feral.

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I’m not American but I devoured a hot dog earlier in a very slutty way

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The Midsommar flower dress only it’s me covered in hot dogs

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when you’re weak in the knees from the butter and cheese that’s a mornay

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sending up a flare for someone to find you but it’s the fourth of july and gets lost among the fireworks

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Fireworks are just like mountains and babies — you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

This crush on you* will never, ever end *Debbie Harry

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Laugh at the thunder, dance in the rain

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Can an abandoned Applebee's with busted out windows be a feeling? Cuz that's how I'm feeling today.

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I'm at the age where I think it's disrespectful to hawk a loogie on someone's junk.

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One bad asshole spoils the brunch.

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Saw a woman recording the fireworks, with her flash on, stumble past a dumpster and into a porta-potty and I’ve never felt more American.

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Know what I hate more than people? Groups of people

Sorry your honor he seduced me with a banjo

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It's weird how the person in the mirror looks just like me if I were 20 lbs heavier.

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happy birthday, hot dog

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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.