Ryan Nanni: you could not write a more ridiculous mayor

you could not write a more ridiculous mayor

Eric Adams opened this morning’s press conference by rolling a garbage bin up to the podium, placing a bag of trash in it, and saying “welcome to our trash revolution” while Empire State of Mind played in the background

I think my favorite part is this isn't the first event he's done focused on Obvious Trash Innovation

From what I can tell, Trash Innovation is his entire platform.

did you see the little 3 sided box they taped on the ground so he'd know exactly where to roll the trash can? incredible content

I bet you could top him

You would think I have the shamelessness for it and yet

what trash based reforms would you implement?

anti littering mascot named Trashley Judd

Turn the entirety of Staten Island into a landfill

who would notice

This is why I'm not voting for Ryan. Perfect opportunity to bring back EcoKat, and he instead defers to the special interest pun demographic.

Power Towels? In this economy?

where do I donate

Wait... "Anti"?

yesssssssssss

it's later revealed this is a 150k gig I gave to a family member

Ryan will have really made it as mayor when Trashley Judd gets spotlighted by the @mondomascots.bsky.social account

PAUSE TILDS

Listen we all saw it, I'm not getting shipped like this

The container port is in Jersey anyway Unfortunately, so is Eric Adams' house

im sorry im sorry im tryin to remove it

that would help maintain the secret

i'm more of a bottom secret anyways

But only if they're both cool with it.

Tilda you can't just go out and say this about everyone to make up the current top deficit

IT'S WORTH A SHOT

doubly hilarious b/c NYC could have voted in the actual sanitation commissioner as mayor (she seemed like an actual "get shit done" type of person) but somehow gave us this walking comedy sketch

I admire both the city and state of New York for constantly conjuring new types of sleazy Democrats. Like "Greaseball Failson" and "Coppiest Cop To Ever Copped"

Then he and white lady fucked up the handshake afterwards! Andy Kaufman couldn't write this bit.

It’s the Tracy Jordan Mayoralship

Oscar the Grouch should have popped out to complete the cycle

Eric Garcetti once got shitcanned at a Stanley Cup celebration and then dropped an F bomb on live TV. Then he ran LA to shit and self-owned his way out of Biden’s cabinet despite being one of his top campaign guys.

truly underrated fail obscured by lack of prominence in East Coast media plus the general acceptance LA County Supes matter way more than the city's mayor

I mean on paper Garcetti should be a slam dunk: ran large city, got Olympics here, is a Jewish- Latino veteran with adopted and foster kids and a famous last-name. He should be in the Senate race or up for governor soon if he had any competency.

the job was always kind of a hiding to nowhere after Tom Bradley but I think Antonio Villaraigosa being in the news more for his extracurricular activities totally ensures no one takes the position seriously at all

but yes, LA seems to have ceded the statewide power brokers to the Bay Area

I forgot he was also like an accomplished pianist and ridiculously young when he was first elected. He check so many Dem boxes and yet here we are…..

it's always the governance portion and having to work well with others that trips 'em up

Mayor Quimby made more sense

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