Chris Eigeman

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Jfc the Wordle Bot is infuriatingly smug.

I was lucky to work w him once. And at the end of the job we were talking abut going home and he said "My home is wherever my wife is." which has always stayed with me.

Ah fuck.

Donald Sutherland Dies: Revered Actor In ‘Klute’, ‘Ordinary People’, ‘Hunger Games’ & Scores Of Others Was 88deadline.com Donald Sutherland, the revered actor who starred in scores of films and TV shows, died June 20 in Miami after a long illness. He was 88.

Ah fuck.

Not sure if this is a case of Veblen's Conspicuous Consumption, or actually pretty cool, but a butcher will ENGRAVE a message on a Tomahawk steak as a gift. (I'm going w Veblen)

Engraved Prime Tomahawk Steak 40 ozshop.lafrieda.com Custom Engraved Fresh, Prime Tomahawk Steaks from Pat LaFrieda

And now - baby wolf pups live cam.

Mama Peregrine sitting on 4 eggs live feed NYC (she also looks like she could kill you w/out blinking)

Falcon Cam - 55 WATERwww.55water.com Falcon Cam

Webcam: Mexican Gray Wolves Lighthawk and Trumpet | Wolf Conservation Centernywolf.org All Webcams Webcam: Mexican Gray Wolves Lighthawk and Trumpet and family Wolves Lighthawk, Trumpet; their 2 children born in 2019: Nicholas and Mosby; their son born in 2022: Sonda; and their son born...

Mama Peregrine sitting on 4 eggs live feed NYC (she also looks like she could kill you w/out blinking)

Falcon Cam - 55 WATERwww.55water.com Falcon Cam

This by @espiers.bsky.social is both excellent and exactly right.

Opinion | Donald Trump’s Secret Shame About New York City Haunts His Trialwww.nytimes.com For a kid from Queens who never quite conquered Manhattan, this trial is a fitting homecoming.

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live your life so that if you miss one day of working people aren't hoping you're dead

Justice Clarence Thomas misses Supreme Court argumentswww.nbcnews.com The conservative justice was not present for oral arguments on Monday, but the court did not provide a reason why.

Okay, but after this afternoon can we retire Totality.

Didn't we just have an eclipse? It feels like yesterday when TFG looked directly into the sun.

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My man Gersh Kuntzman taking down cars and cops with a sharpie, you love to see it

Avoiding Traffic Tickets with Ghost Plates - Thank Me Later | The Daily Showwww.youtube.com New York City has lost millions of dollars thanks to ghost plates, a new way of obstructing your license plate to avoid ticketing. Michael Kosta teams up wit...

How am I only just now hearing about this?

The fish doorbell in Utrecht is up and running! Watch an underwater livestream, see a fish, press the "doorbell" to signal the Weerdsluis lock operator to open the lock and let the fish into the canal

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Heads up: A phishing attack is targeting Apple users with password reset notifications/text messages. When that doesn’t work, they’re calling some victims claiming to be from Apple. If you get a push notification, don’t allow. Don’t click links. Don’t answer unknown phone numbers.

Warning: Apple Users Targeted in Advanced Phishing Attack Involving Password Reset Requestswww.macrumors.com Phishing attacks taking advantage of what appears to be a bug in Apple's password reset feature have become increasingly common, according to a...

This is beautiful.

Miranda’s Last Giftwww.theatlantic.com When our daughter died suddenly, she left us with grief, memories—and Ringo.

Now, when I cook anything, even instant oatmeal, I act as if I'm in a newly restored scene from TASTE OF THINGS. It does not hurry up the process.

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Heads up for Wiseman-heads: MENUS-PLAISIRS LES TROISGROS is now streaming on PBS: www.pbs.org/video/menus-...

Menus-Plaisirs – Les Troisgros | PBSwww.pbs.org This Frederick Wiseman documentary showcases a Michelin star family restaurant in France.

And the world gets darker. RIP

Richard Lewis Dies: Beloved Comic, ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Actor Was 76deadline.com Richard Lewis, one of America’s most beloved and revered stand-up comics who also played a fictionalized version of himself on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, has died. He was 76. MORE TO COME…

OFFS! That place was a national treasure.

Brooklyn will Neva be the same 🥹

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During periods of colonialisation, the Roman Catholic Church determined that, if a ‘new’ land was ‘discovered’, then it fell under the jurisdiction of the diocese of the launching port. Which is why the bishop of Disney World is also the bishop of the moon.

Reno is further west than LA.

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A noun, a verb, and chapter 11.

Breaking news: Rudy Giuliani has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy in New York, one day after a federal judge ruled that he must immediately pay the $148 million he owes two Georgia women he falsely accused of helping to steal the 2020 election.

Rudy Giuliani files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in New Yorkwww.washingtonpost.com Thursday’s filing comes one day after a federal judge ruled that he must immediately pay the $148 million he owes to two Georgia women whom he falsely accused of helping steal the 2020 election.

This is insane! (via @isaacbutler.bsky.social )

One of the Most Audacious Pranks in History Was Hidden in a Hit TV Show for Years. Not Everyone Foun...slate.com Abortion activism, anti-gun propaganda, and HIV awareness, smuggled onto prime time.

This is harrowing and amazing.

It Was Late to Have a Baby. I Knew the Risks. I Still Wasn’t Ready for How Bad It Could Get.slate.com I gave birth at 45. I didn’t know what it could cost me.

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Another amazingly well-cast and perfectly conducted Q&A by David Marchese in the NY Times—this one with the exceptionally wise and clear-eyed veteran/thinker/author Phil Klay is important to read now. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

A great, if infuriating, article. Gift.

The Women Who Saw 9/11 Comingwww.theatlantic.com Many of the CIA analysts who spotted the earliest signs of al-Qaeda’s rise were female. They had trouble getting their warnings heard.

You know what does not make for a relaxing Sat afternoon - watching The Handmaid's Tale for the 1st time.

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Tchaikovsky was a homosexual and Santa's not real, hope that helps

I voted Tues and had to pick between a (D) or (R) Coroner. There just can't be a difference. Why.

Oh Fuck. RIP Matt. The world is so much fucking darker. Fuck.