Marisa Kabas: live your life so that if you miss one day of working people aren't hoping you're dead

live your life so that if you miss one day of working people aren't hoping you're dead

Justice Clarence Thomas misses Supreme Court argumentswww.nbcnews.com The conservative justice was not present for oral arguments on Monday, but the court did not provide a reason why.

Man, your flight from island in the Seychelles where you get to hunt humans gets delayed once and everyone freaks out.

That's one job AI is never going to take from us.

That's disgusting and I would never do that. I hope he's dead even when he's at work.

lmao

on that day, it's gonna be like kissinger and lieberman all rolled into one around here

all just warm-ups for the giant Trump party, like light stretching and an easy jog beside the field

At this point I'm living out of spite just to see these monsters die first.

🤣

The only reason I'm sure he's alive is because Ginni Thomas seems like the kind of person who'd have attempted a Weekend at Bernie's.

There's still time

Its tax day...he's probably trying to figure out which form to use to declare all the bribes ProPublica exposed.

My mom taught me if you can't say anything nice, yadda yadda and when this day comes, well, I hope she can forgive me.

Probably at RV World picking out a new whip.

okay but is he dead tho

Yeah. I hate to say this about anyone, but there are several folks right now that the rest of us would be much better off if they were to stop existing.

Never hate being truthful.

Need to pick up a bottle of champagne just in case to replace the one that I had with the word "Kissinger" written on it

that was such a good day

One of the best

We're not necessarily wishing he's dead. Lying on the bathroom floor in agony, unable to call for help would be okay too.

And if he eventually dies after 4-6 days in that condition, c’est la vie.

Hard it is in the world. It comes to us all.

👍

I got my bottles ready to pop just in case

thumb at the ready

He was on vacation. He likely was not paying for that vacation.

Why would he start paying for those out of his own pocket now?

I bet people want him to go on vacation and never come back

The Federalist: "there's an 1800s law on the books that allows your widowed wife to take your SCOTUS seat"

Wouldn't the most appropriate thing be that he was shot at a routine traffic stop? Bleeding out on the pavement and muttering "as the founders intended..."

critical support to his blood clots

Oh shit I didn't even know that was an option. Fingers crossed!

maybe he's not dead. maybe he's just been kidnapped in Louisiana, Mississippi, or Texas how long do they have to wait before they replace him when he's missing? when I was in college we always heard if the teacher wasn't there 15 minutes after the class started you could leave. same rule applies?

Absent on the day the court considers whether officials receiving gifts as "gratuities" violates federal law. Who would have thought.

Sending my thoughts and prayers! ... that he dies soon.

Well, it's not like facts are going to change Thomas's mind, not when he's being so generously paid in advance for his services by "Brother Harlan".

Exactly.

I'm personally hopping he's now possessed by Scott Bacula

You are so mean and justifiably so

i do hope that for him and his wife too

this person, for example, is *not* living said life

oh I didn't even think about that I just assumed he didn't have to go to work because his billionaire already decided how he's gonna rule this week.

...do...do you think it could be true...could he really, finally be dead...? *tremulous hopeful smile*

Sort of a backhanded compliment though, isn’t it

If we miss work we get fired. Can we fire him?

That’s my motto. Prefer the golden rule version.

IF... if Thomas were to be found deceased [and, seriously, are we really that lucky?] just watch the POT [Party of Tr#mp] filibuster past the next federal election so that a moderate judge could not ascend.

Probably just took time off for a Long Dong Silver film retrospective.

But does he care? If you could show him (or Alito, for that matter) just how happy a large segment of the population would be over his demise, he'd probably just go full sickos gif

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Uff. If only. 😣

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