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Chris Hallbeck

@chrishallbeck.bsky.social

Cartoonist. Animator.
https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck
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A pizza restaurant that is open for breakfast serving leftover pizza from the night before.
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Antelope because ant in love and parents don’t understand.
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So do people that live in Manila just call it a “folder”?
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Got fired from working maintenance at Disney World because every time I found something that needed to be fixed I would yell out “What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation are they running around here?!?”
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Previously on this TV show: *clip of a character dying last season* Now enjoy this episode built around the reveal of a mystery character.
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If I had to pick between a person that sculpts clay and an object that reaches high places for my dinner date, I would choose the former over the ladder.
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I’m trying to eat better but the bacteria in my guts really love Doritos.
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Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?
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“Down for scheduled server maintenance“ Sign at a restaurant with robot waiters.
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I wonder if people that have no inner eye/inner dialogue have an easier time falling asleep because sometimes I really want to sleep but also I can’t stop watching the movie in my head about the Jedi robot that transforms into a spaceship.
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Okay, to be honest, I totally believed it wasn't butter. I was just playing along.
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My book is currently 50% off on Amazon! amzn.to/4btvPtO
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Please buy my new book: How To Get Organized and Create the Most Effective To-Do-Lists as an Advanced Form of Procrastination
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