Chris Hallbeck

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I don’t have anxiety, I have lots of xieties.

You think I didn’t get revenge but I sneak into your house while you’re asleep & move your leg into a weird position that will hurt for days.

The biggest problem with wearing glasses is my brain knows I have to take them off to sleep, so my dreams are all blurry.

Having to pause and get the right accent mark every time I type Pokémon makes me empathize with fans of Beyoncé.

I call it “green tea” but technically it’s just hot Mountain Dew.

My pet couch survives on a diet of coins and cracker crumbs and remote controls.

A pizza restaurant that is open for breakfast serving leftover pizza from the night before.

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Google Maps tests new pop-up ads that give you an unnecessary detour (Update)www.androidauthority.com Google Maps is testing a new ad format that gives users the option to add a stop for a sponsored location during navigation.

Antelope because ant in love and parents don’t understand.

So do people that live in Manila just call it a “folder”?

Got fired from working maintenance at Disney World because every time I found something that needed to be fixed I would yell out “What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation are they running around here?!?”

Previously on this TV show: *clip of a character dying last season* Now enjoy this episode built around the reveal of a mystery character.

If I had to pick between a person that sculpts clay and an object that reaches high places for my dinner date, I would choose the former over the ladder.

I’m trying to eat better but the bacteria in my guts really love Doritos.

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I’m considering getting security cameras installed inside my house for this exact reason!

Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?

“Down for scheduled server maintenance“ Sign at a restaurant with robot waiters.

Which came first? youtu.be/Amj1JcIzAP4

What came first?youtu.be There’s plenty of things we don’t know but some of them we actually do. These animations are made possible by my generous supporters at Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrishallbeck Check out my shop for shirts and mugs and prints! https://chrishallbeckstore.com #orange #etymology #language #funny #animation

I wonder if people that have no inner eye/inner dialogue have an easier time falling asleep because sometimes I really want to sleep but also I can’t stop watching the movie in my head about the Jedi robot that transforms into a spaceship.